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SPECULATE: How could this all turn around for Pat in his favor on the 24th?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pat strongly believes on 8/24 he will “be heard” and the judge will rule that Pat didn’t do anything wrong, no debt, and all the stlaker Childs will all be sent to prison. I didn’t think he was that stupid with how he tells anyone on twitter who mentions 8/24 that it will ACTUALLY be VERY bad for them but that episode 4 confirms this is what he is thinking how it will play out. 8/24 Pat goes to court, gives his side, judge rules he owes zero dollars, then rules all the evil stlaker child’s like pats toilet on twitter must be unmasked and sent directly to prison, and everyone in the court house cheers. Pat becomes very rich and famous.

That’s how stupid and utterly insane he has become. Plus very fat.
 

Stent

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August 23rd. You're all feeling safe. That's when the MPD swoops.

They'll have to catch me if they think they're getting this load of Insight rubber dogshit.

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AliceWorquer

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sosososos just because a judge enters a court order and the deadline to appeal has passed means I have to do what the judge says???!!!??

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That only applies to actual criminals. It's like a bloodtype. Real criminals should do what the judge says, even if they get off all charges. A judgment debt is technically a legal judgment, but because the reasoning behind it is faulty Pat and Niki don't have to do anything but sit back and wait for word of the knock.
 
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Patrick walks in with a strong stride. Head high. Chest out. Cool. Calm. Collected. An image of confidence on full display. The Judge immediately notices. Thinks to himself "this ain't your every day debtor, this one has a story".

Quasis lawyer steps in meekly. Head down. Slouched. Sweaty. Nervous. Clearly at odds with his reason for being there. The Judge raises eyebrow. He's now on full alert.

Patrick gives the slightest glance in Quasis lawyers direction. He immediately breaks down.

"I can't do this!" he cries loudly.

"I can't be party to the torture of this pure blooded specimen of American Machismo standing in front of me!"
The words ejaculate from his mouth with a freeing pleasure.

"I have been personally paid by the Russian Republican DEVIL himself! The dark money checks all come from him! Quasi is TRUM...". His words fall silent as a bullet showers the courtroom in his brain matter.

Sensing the threat of danger Patrick immediately flexed his muscles, creating a steel-like barrier for any bullet to harm him. His Italian suit lay tattered on the floor, leaving his exposed and muscular body for all to see. The judge is masturbating furiously. Upon climaxing the Judge tells Patrick he's free to go. All debts considered invalid.

The battle is over but the war still rages.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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Patrick walks in with a strong stride. Head high. Chest out. Cool. Calm. Collected. An image of confidence on full display. The Judge immediately notices. Thinks to himself "this ain't your every day debtor, this one has a story".

Quasis lawyer steps in meekly. Head down. Slouched. Sweaty. Nervous. Clearly at odds with his reason for being there. The Judge raises eyebrow. He's now on full alert.

Patrick gives the slightest glance in Quasis lawyers direction. He immediately breaks down.

"I can't do this!" he cries loudly.

"I can't be party to the torture of this pure blooded specimen of American Machismo standing in front of me!"
The words ejaculate from his mouth with a freeing pleasure.

"I have been personally paid by the Russian Republican DEVIL himself! The dark money checks all come from him! Quasi is TRUM...". His words fall silent as a bullet showers the courtroom in his brain matter.

Sensing the threat of danger Patrick immediately flexed his muscles, creating a steel-like barrier for any bullet to harm him. His Italian suit lay tattered on the floor, leaving his exposed and muscular body for all to see. The judge is masturbating furiously. Upon climaxing the Judge tells Patrick he's free to go. All debts considered invalid.

The battle is over but the war still rages.
Guaranteed he was yanking his soft faucet dick to this scenario when they announced Trump is gonna be booked in Georgia.

Remember, God himself is a Pat poster so it would only make sense for Pig and Trump to get locked up on the same day. The only difference is that Orange Man will be released promptly while Pat stews in county jail.
 
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