SPECULATE: How could this all turn around for Pat in his favor on the 24th?

[Coonskin]

The monster makes another appearance… and not Jons monster.

 

[wbgreen]

He’s recruited by the Avengers, so has a reason to skip court. His fame from rescuing Earth gets him more than enough money to pay the debt.

He achieves the rank of Jedi master, allowing him to use mind tricks on the judge to get the debt dismissed.

Whichever scenario Rick has fantasized more.

 

[Suetonius]

The DOJ steps in and appoints a special counsel. After a year of hearings they declare his debt cancelled and they name the cyberstalking bill Pat's Law. He'll be invited to Bidens second inauguration and get to sit at the first state of the union in our permanent Democrat super majority.

You joke but his mind genuinely thinks like this.

 

[NikisGreasyBeerFarts]

Piggy thinks the judge will listen to his sob story, reverse the debt so quasi owes him 50k. Then the judge will order every poster on this board to all individually pay him 50k. Then he'll be ruled the specialist boy in all the land and be given an honorary Pulitzer.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He just explained to a journalist that there's only one side to a story (his) so I expect he'll try and do the same in court. This has the potential to be funnier than Joe's court appearance but I doubt it. Pat will try and oink but the road wary judge will have none of it and will be setting a course of action to pay Quasi. I think other than some passive aggressive interruptions (he needs To be heard) Pat will behave because he can't live without Xeeting and booze.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Jen Law, we take what we want and we want the debt sucka! Pat Tomlinson, we comin’ for you Pigger!

 

[Africa.com]

He's going to finally take his father's advice and offer to blow the judge in his quarters.

like this but fatter

 

[EraGodless]

 

[guest]

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"Alright, fuck it"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's simple. Pat will strut in and explain how the decisions of the court are illegitimate and therefore he demands the debt to Quasi be rendered void. He'l spend a good 45 minutes explaining the litany of crimes Quasi has personally committed against him and his family and friends and the judge (who will sit patiently engrossed in the story) will be so convinced he won't even ask for any evidence or even question what relevance any of it has in a contempt of court hearing. He'll then apologize to Patrick and declare that Quasi actually owes Pat that $50,000+ which will be repaid via the prison work program since Quasi will now be imprisoned without trial for the rest of his life.

Or, alternatively, absolutely fucking nothing because he's an imbecile who, if I may paraphrase the fat faggot himself, fucked around and is now finding out. Oopsie. Doodles.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

It's simple. Pat will strut in and explain how the decisions of the court are illegitimate and therefore he demands the debt to Quasi be rendered void. He'l spend a good 45 minutes explaining the litany of crimes Quasi has personally committed against him and his family and friends and the judge (who will sit patiently engrossed in the story) will be so convinced he won't even ask for any evidence or even question what relevance any of it has in a contempt of court hearing. He'll then apologize to Patrick and declare that Quasi actually owes Pat that $50,000+ which will be repaid via the prison work program since Quasi will now be imprisoned without trial for the rest of his life.

Or, alternatively, absolutely fucking nothing because he's an imbecile who, if I may paraphrase the fat faggot himself, fucked around and is now finding out. Oopsie. Doodles.

I’m not so sure a judge in Wisconsin can overturn a ruling from California. Pat you should’ve just sucked it up when you were only down $24k and filed the appeal. Hell maybe you could’ve gotten it to Sacramento and with the twink cuck Empty Headed Ken Doll that’s currently running California’s judicial appointees hearing your appeal, they might’ve even overturned it. Instead you ran out the clock like you had the lead in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl, and now you owe more than double what you were sanctioned with, and the debt only gets bigger every time Jerry Jen has to put his ginormous cock back in his pants and write another request to the judge in Wisconsin to order you to pay Quasi.

 

[EraGodless]

It's simple. Pat will strut in and explain how the decisions of the court are illegitimate and therefore he demands the debt to Quasi be rendered void. He'l spend a good 45 minutes explaining the litany of crimes Quasi has personally committed against him and his family and friends and the judge (who will sit patiently engrossed in the story) will be so convinced he won't even ask for any evidence or even question what relevance any of it has in a contempt of court hearing. He'll then apologize to Patrick and declare that Quasi actually owes Pat that $50,000+ which will be repaid via the prison work program since Quasi will now be imprisoned without trial for the rest of his life.

Or, alternatively, absolutely fucking nothing because he's an imbecile who, if I may paraphrase the fat faggot himself, fucked around and is now finding out. Oopsie. Doodles.

In my experience, once he tries to veer off course (the reason for the court appearance), the judge will cut him off at his knees. He won't be able to pontificate or set the record straight or whatever his 1.78 mind thinks he will be able to do. Unless he goes in there crazier than Colin Ferguson, he will be on a speak until spoken to type notice.

It's actually insane, that he and Nikki think that somehow they will be able to reverse the ruling at the hearing on the 24th or that the judge will give a shit about their prior grievances. The hearing is pretty straight forward.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

In my experience, once he tries to veer off course (the reason for the court appearance), the judge will cut him off at his knees. He won't be able to pontificate or set the record straight or whatever his 1.78 mind thinks he will be able to do. Unless he goes in there crazier than Colin Ferguson, he will be on a speak until spoken to type notice.

It's actually insane, that he and Nikki think that somehow they will be able to reverse the ruling at the hearing on the 24th or that the judge will give a shit about their prior grievances. The hearing is pretty straight forward.

Just to clarify, I was being facetious. Obviously the point is there is nothing Fatso can do to change the outcome of his predicament. He has absolutely fucked it up beyond repair.

 

[guest]

What strategy does he think he has for turning this all around?

He is going To Tell his side, child.

Could the judge actually throw out the payment?

Nope

When does common sense start to take hold?

Probably when the prison guard tells him to strip naked and bend over, stretch his asshole, then lift his ball sack

What exactly is the plan, here?

In his delusional mind, he thinks he'll convince the judge that the appeal deadlines should be extended, and he'll take his case to the supreme court where the judgement will be overturned, and all of us will be rounded up and imprisoned.

 

[guest]

Niki isn’t on the hook for contempt (yet). Quasi is kind.

Can't wait until it's Nikis turn in the hot seat and she gets her debtor's exam notice. She is smarter than Pat and doesn't engage with us, but she is all in with the bullshit, including the false flaggery

 

[Imager]

Another 9/11 type event.

Or he gets COVID and uses that as an excuse to not show.

 

[Dog Eater]

Quasi gets struck by lightening

If this happened surely the debt would still be owed to Quasi’s estate. I wonder if he could write a will that would ensure the debt would continue to be pursued somehow.

 

[guest]

I’m not so sure a judge in Wisconsin can overturn a ruling from California.

This was the issue Judge Fudge faced when Cloudflare gave up Jersh's info without giving him a chance to submit a motion to quash. They fucked up according to their own state law, but from Wisconsin's perspective, the horse was already out of the barn. It's not Mr. Fudge's job to interpret California law.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Pat you should’ve just sucked it up when you were only down $24k and filed the appeal. Hell maybe you could’ve gotten it to Sacramento and with the twink cuck Empty Headed Ken Doll that’s currently running California’s judicial appointees hearing your appeal, they might’ve even overturned it.

I really doubt that. He tries to appeal the judges' rulings on the merits of his case? They gave his lawyers numerous opportunities to provide evidence to satisfy strong legal precedent and they utterly failed at coming up with anything of worth, because they fucking lied in the original suit. They pretty much had nothing on Quasi. They could've retried the case a thousand times over and it's likely it would've gone the same way every time. A judge would've had to be an idiot on the level Rick claims they were to just disregard case law like that.

He tries to appeal the court ordered debt specifically? On what grounds? "I don't like it"? Tough shit, Quasi was well within his rights to request attorney fees and they were granted in accordance with Californian law and I doubt any judge in the state would find cause to dispute the decision. There was no judicial malpractice or anything, Rick lost the case fair and square on its own merits.

 

[RacistPigeon]

He hangs himself, which would create the best drama and the only funny moment he’s ever produced all at once