SPECULATE: How could this all turn around for Pat in his favor on the 24th?

[Sputnik]

He could die of aids. That would help him.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Nothing can go wrong from here, everything is going to improve as a result of him outsmarting quasi by committing perjury and refusing to follow a court order.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Nothing can go wrong from here, everything is going to improve as a result of him outsmarting quasi by committing perjury and refusing to follow a court order.

To an outsider, this would be considered tongue and cheek and would get a small chuckle (ha ha ha ho lee shit ) but the dummy is actually doing this for real. It's not easy explaining Pat. People just don't accept that he's not an Andy Kaufman bit.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

What strategy does he think he has for turning this all around?
-He will attempt to introduce his one-sided story, hoping to gain sympathy from the judge.

Could the judge actually throw out the payment?
-Highly unlikely.

When does common sense start to take hold?
-It won't.

What exactly is the plan, here?
-To get out of any financial obligation regarding a proven frivolous lawsuit he instigated.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

I can't think of any way where this can work out for him & I can't wait for the 24th. Fat fuck was bragging on xwitter about "made that in a month, child", then admits to Javier that they don't have $.

 

[Steve Ramone]

If pat came to the judge hat in his hands with a sob story he might escape contempt for now if he promised to attend a debtors exam. In other words he's going to jail.

 

[Guest]

According to payquasi.lol Pat owes $54,279.69, so he could suck 543 dicks for $100 each and he’ll have a cool $20.31 in pocket money after he pays Quasi.

That's only 1 to 2 dicksuckings a day, that's real doable.

 

[Guest]

I can't think of any way where this can work out for him & I can't wait for the 24th. Fat fuck was bragging on xwitter about "made that in a month, child", then admits to Javier that they don't have $.

Who the fuck would believe that nonsense, anyways? If he made that much in a month, he'd have funded his own lawsuit. He might have actually paid attention to his consul's advice if he were playing with his own buy-in.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I think at this point his plan is to make a spectacle and rely on fundraising to bail him out.

 

[RickReternal]

its not highly unlikely , its functionally impossible. there's no mechanism to even do that. The judge could in some crazy fit of madness, just rule that there's no contempt and that rick doesn't have to sit for the exam, but that doesn't wipe the judgment out. This isn't bankruptcy court.

you retards get gaslit by rick all the time.

I mean I’ll accept monthly but not “all the time.”

 

[Stent]

Quasi gets struck by lightening

 

[bantadant]

Pat pours his heart out about the stlaker childs, making an emotional statement that, despite the no camera rule, gets picked up by every major news station. He is instantly made a national celebrity

Judge Sosnay's heart grows three sizes that day, and Fatty Pig Fatty saves christmas (aka National Kobe Bryant day, you bit hating mother fuckers)

 

[Beavis]

Best case for Pat and Niki is the judge doesn’t hold them in contempt and gives them time to work out a new payment plan with Quasi.

 

[RickReternal]

Best case for Pat and Niki is the judge doesn’t hold them in contempt and gives them time to work out a new payment plan with Quasi.

Niki isn’t on the hook for contempt (yet). Quasi is kind.

 

[Cumiace]

Some sort of judgement-proof/"I'm on disability" type shenanigans

 

[guest]

Niki isn’t on the hook for contempt (yet). Quasi is kind.

Anything for a sexy mama who might still provide bob and vagene

 

[bantadant]

Some sort of judgement-proof/"I'm on disability" type shenanigans

The irony of it all is that he really does have a mental issue, and probably would qualify for state aid