Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[PorqueDealer]

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I distinctly remember some funsters saying how funny it would be if the pick up instructions were to just take them and not knock.

That one is credible for a bit, line about the oil based stain bringing out the grain and a funster/OnA reference in the seller.
This latest one stinks of Kiwi

 

[Dog Eater]

I don’t know about you but anybody else think it’s funny he was so upset with the claim that he’s downsizing? He seems more mad about that than the chairs.

Certainly not downsizing his tits.

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Despite being 4 entirely different people we’re like the four horsemen around here

Nobacon - Conquest
BOQ - War
Jenna - Famine (he eats everything you see)
Sue - Death

Who is @CQ_Beans

 

[TorpidSloth]

The more I read the ad. Its just not how Pat speaks.

Now he cant have tea and white bread in the mornings while listening to the sound of dumpsters being collected.

It's probably not Pat, but it's not anyone here or the ad would've had a funny reference or two. Kiwi bit confirmed.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

No references to da show?
No humor?
Copying a previous bit?

It’s either one of the new unfunny faggot kiwi types, a false fat, or Dan

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s up 6am his time to oink at the rascals - sounds like it’s gonna be a long angry day for piggy

 

[Sue Lightning]

Who is @CQ_Beans

Faggot

 

[TomFromNawlins]

How does he expect a normal person to react to 'you have become an accomplice to criminal stalkers who tricked you into stealing my wooden chairs, please respond to me'?

I am surprised he didn’t call the people “gullible” for believing such an obviously fake ad.
Cooperate with me and return my bespoke chairs, gullible fools.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I don’t know about you but anybody else think it’s funny he was so upset with the claim that he’s downsizing? He seems more mad about that than the chairs.

Why would I need to downsize, stlaker baby child? I’ve been the same size since high school.

 

[Brooke Shields]

oh my god

he's made frumpy Nikki clones

so autistic that they'd just walk to the chair and load them in their fat car

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

I am surprised he didn’t call the people “gullible” for believing such an obviously fake ad.
Cooperate with me and return my bespoke chairs, gullible fools.

Hopefully whoever took them responds to him 'The chairs were free and now belong to me as the Craiglist listing you continue to obsessively lie about states clearly'.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Why would I need to downsize, stlaker baby child? I’ve been the same size since high school.

That “downsize” comment really got him angry, someone is projecting!

 

[Sue Lightning]

Alright i’ll autistically correcT the record so no one thinks i’m saying something

1. User on here makes Facebook Marketplace post like 9 months ago All that results from it are people messaging the poster. Anyone who texts the number listed just gets told they’re going to prison. NO ONE GOES TO GET THE CHAIRS.

2. Some Kiwi decided to copy our bit, and, in their tride and true fashion, go too far literally telling people to go to his house and just steal the chairs

3A. Patrick sees this and tells Niki to get her hoodie and lift the chairs to blame it on us

3B. Niggers act on the Kiwi post and take the chairs

or he created the post itself but i think the above is more likely

 

[NoBacon]

1997 Toyota Tacoma has claimed full responsibility for the pallet chair incident on kiwifarms

 

[Sue Lightning]

1997 Toyota Tacoma has claimed full responsibility for the pallet chair incident on kiwifarms

@Salted Earth Truffle comment? Not on Kiwifarms, I mean on here

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

No one in 2024 is writing up a fake ad on craigslist to troll Patrick...maybe in 2021, but not now. He wrote that ad.

Why are you here? You aren't funny and no one likes you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I got my mom that exact same patio umbrella for Mother's Day and now I feel like an extremely cheap fuck.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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[NoBacon]

I’m sure immediately signal boosting every troll action the second it happens won’t encourage more of it, Pat!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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I distinctly remember some funsters saying how funny it would be if the pick up instructions were to just take them and not knock.

You're confusing that with something about the Mustang I think which was an obvious joke Pat already tried to capitalize on by saying repo men came to get it without even knocking on his door.