Someone stole Pats pallet chairs

[PorqueDealer]

shameless repost:

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

"They know how to stay out of sight when conducting their obsessive surveillance."

So he is admitting he has no video evidence but also " Video doesnt lie"

 

[Stent]

Why would it be likely they returned every day? Based on what? You're stupid and fat, Pat. You won't stop The Dan Man. You can't stop The Dan Man.

 

[Dog Eater]

Daniel Mullen of Insight Software asked me to steal Patrick’s chairs but I was busy retaining my semen that day.

 

[BudDickman]

Why would it be likely they returned every day? Based on what? You're stupid and fat, Pat. You won't stop The Dan Man. You can't stop The Dan Man.

This is one of those phrases journalists use to pass their own opinion off as fact. It seems likely that he is adopting this style of writing because he's a huge faggot, and experts agree that he has bitch tits.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

So he is admitting he has no video evidence but also " Video doesnt lie"

Far be it for me to defend fat boy here but I think he's saying the video evidence of the chairs being "stolen" then returned a few days later doesn't lie. But he suspects 1998 Toyota Tacoma has been showing up daily to check for the chairs, out of view of the camera and finally got his W when he snapped the pic he put on Kiwifarms.
So for all we know, he could have actually had them sent out and restained or something but still made up the whole 'they was stolen via a fake craiglist ad' for victim points and asspats from dead beat twitter losers like Jackie. His only video evidence is them being transported from his home and back to his home.

Why did I write this defense of this faggot

 

[NigelCumia]

Via some fat pig's twitter

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Cawps are on da way!

 

[SFWA liaison]

he posted an ad alerting that the firepit ad is fake

FAKE AD, FRAUDULENT OFFER - free stuff - craigslist

This ad offering to give away the bricks to our fireplace is fraudulent and was written by the same clinically obsessed criminal cyberstlaker responsible for getting our Adirondack chairs stolen...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

he mentions the chairs as if any random CL lurker would know what the fuck he's talking about hahah

his screenshot was taken an hour after the fraudulent listing was published

the fraudulent listing seems to be taken dwon already I can't find it. (edit. it shows up on google and indeed it's taken down https://milwaukee.craigslist.org/zip/d/milwaukee-free-fire-bricks/7749121229.html )

his "please return our chairs" is still up, he wants the attention

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

he mentions the chairs as if any random CL lurker would know what the fuck he's talking about hahah

Its crazy how he thinks everyone knows about him. Serious Main Character syndrome.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

I bet he's gearing up to sue Craigslist next.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet he's gearing up to sue Craigslist next.

Robinson et al v. Craig

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I bet he's gearing up to sue Craigslist next.

I hope he does, Craig is a huge queer.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Ya it be Pat flailing like retard while screaming like a 5 year old like he did with the police.

 

[Treat Yourself]

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Ya it be Pat flailing like retard while screaming like a 5 year old like he did with the police.

Dan Mullen was a few yards away from Rick in a court room and all Tubby Tits did is impotently demand someone arrest him. So we do know how it would end: with Pat doing nothing and pissing his ladies' pantsuit while he gets escorted away by the cops.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Dan Mullen was a few yards away from Rick in a court room and all Tubby Tits did is impotently demand someone arrest him. So we do know how it would end: with Pat doing nothing and pissing his ladies' pantsuit while he gets escorted away by the cops.

Dan was very lucky that Pat requested an escort from the court, and he knows that, of course.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Take my wife, please - free stuff - craigslist
milwaukee.craigslist.org

Ugh. Because Pat, et al. are retarded, and although it requires no explanation, this is not a solicitation of crimes against anyone.

 

[Stent]

Pat will be forced to mow his lawn so he'll create a new story. He'd be demanding the return of his grass clippings. "You have sTolen a portion of my urban meadow. ReTurn iT. ThaT is your only choice."

 

[CompoundBasement]

Pat will be forced to mow his lawn so he'll create a new story. He'd be demanding the return of his grass clippings. "You have sTolen a portion of my urban meadow. ReTurn iT. ThaT is your only choice."

Is there any actual grass on that ghetto patch to be mowed? All of his photos are usually 99% weeds.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Is there any actual grass on that ghetto patch to be mowed? All of his photos are usually 99% weeds.