Someone beat the fucking shit out of Jay Leno

[NortheastPhilly]

Hard for me to believe in the current year that some loanshark is sending an enforcer to beat the fuck out of an A list celebrity, let alone get away with it.

Its actually easier to believe he tumbled down a hill for 60 feet. You pick up serious speed when you roll down a steep hill for even a couple seconds

 

[RaggotFetard]

Jerry Seinfeld has the same thing. It’s confusing. Seinfeld at least drives his cars, but he doesn’t work on them (he’s jewish). Jay Leno works on his cars but he never drives them. Strange.

Leno drives them. Motorcycles too. My roommates and I would see him ride past our house all the time on his way home from filming the Tonight Show when we lived in Burbank. He even drives that old steam engine car.

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

I’m not poor but you’re wrong, every time I’ve wanted an expensive “thing” and got it, it doesn’t do anything for me. It never does.

I used to have two cars, a daily and a “fun” sporty one, the amount of endless bullshit maintaining it, and paying for both was never worth it, ever.

Guitars, audio equipment, warhammer, gaming set ups, nothing ever fills a void. For me, anyway.

Try a transgirl cock