Someone beat the fucking shit out of Jay Leno

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

Jaywalking

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

His car collection must be worth over 100 million alone.

What pleasure could you derive from another fancy pants car that the other 2000 you already have doesn’t give you? It all seems so resolutely hollow and pointless.

The number of escorts he could fuck with that money

 

[UnPRePared]

My money is on Stuttering John

Remember his Crazy Cabbie boxing match?

The only time John was motivated in his entire life and legitimately tried. If it wasn't fixed, that is.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Id like the see the hill he fell down.

I don't think you would, big fella... it seems moody.

 

[PickleRickle]

The only way he can get back into the media cycle is if he gets horribly disfigured. What is that now, two car explosions and now this?

I bet he was making unfunny quips to himself while face-sliding down that hill.

 

[RedHeadpw2]

I bet he was making unfunny quips to himself while face-sliding down that hill.

Or a Packard engine sound, then a giggle as he picked up speed.

 

[fusciasomething]

What's a guy who's worth close to half a billion dollars doing staying at a Hampton Inn? By the same logic though, I guess he wouldn't have gambling debts.

They left the light on? I don't think I'm doing this right

 

[wbgreen]

To be fair, Leno probably had one of the nicer suites, with more room to walk than just the space between the bed and TV, and maybe even a sink that wasn't sitting outside the bathroom.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It all seems so resolutely hollow and pointless.

That's what every man's passion amounts to.

 

[LingerLonger]

What's a guy who's worth close to half a billion dollars doing staying at a Hampton Inn? By the same logic though, I guess he wouldn't have gambling debts.

Doubt he's even staying there. Most likely he met his bookie there. Was short money. And got his ass kicked. Either that or he's just doing his "black eye club" celebrity humiliation ritual. Guy is a total weirdo and one of the ugliest people in show business.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Doubt he's even staying there. Most likely he met his bookie there. Was short money. And got his ass kicked. Either that or he's just doing his "black eye club" celebrity humiliation ritual. Guy is a total weirdo and one of the ugliest people in show business.

More likely option A. The "black eye club" isn't also the "black cheek and jaw, and broken wrist and missing finger nail" club

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The number of escorts he could fuck with that money

Yeah… fuck. This sounds about as fishy as the circumstances surrounding Bob Saget’s death.

 

[Imager]

Isnt Leno’s wife black?

What is it with these Boston comics marrying black bitches?

 

[wbgreen]

Isnt Leno’s wife black?

Leno is too!

 

[CruisinColin]

There's all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Black Eye Club - the strangely large number of celebrities and politicians who end up with black eyes, almost always the same eye as well. It's an interesting rabbit hole.

People only have two eyes. It will either be one eye or the other. Celebrities aren't immune to getting back eyes. Fucking retarded. It's so easy to read into things if you want to reach a certain conclusion.

These dipshits need a hobby.

 

[TorpidSloth]

People only have two eyes. It will either be one eye or the other. Celebrities aren't immune to getting back eyes. Fucking retarded. It's so easy to read into things if you want to reach a certain conclusion.

These dipshits need a hobby.

I've had probably around half a dozen on each eye. Perils of casual boxing training as a teenager and being English and going pub every weekend from 15 to 28. Missed out on the illuminati invites

 

[Easily_Remembered]

People only have two eyes. It will either be one eye or the other. Celebrities aren't immune to getting back eyes. Fucking retarded. It's so easy to read into things if you want to reach a certain conclusion.

These dipshits need a hobby.

I think that creating these theories ARE their hobby.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Remember his Crazy Cabbie boxing match?

The only time John was motivated in his entire life and legitimately tried. If it wasn't fixed, that is.

Ray, I know this may not be the time, but….you got any autographed cd’s (or any outdated merch) on the tour bus I can have? Even a signed roll of toilet paper would be great

 

[Imager]

Ray, I know this may not be the time, but….you got any autographed cd’s (or any outdated merch) on the tour bus I can have? Even a signed roll of toilet paper would be great

You literally asked for one of his signed CDs or signed toilet paper.

You really know how to smooth talk.