Someone beat the fucking shit out of Jay Leno

[TorpidSloth]

What kind of "fall" leaves that kind of bruising and removes a fingernail? How many boxes of ziti did he borrow?

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Still ripping off the Simpsons.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Id like the see the hill he fell down.

 

[wbgreen]

Rumor is it's a gambling debt, but I think Letterman hired some goons.

 

[FalconeFanClub]

Just a stutter step.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Id like the see the hill he fell down.

 

[UnPRePared]

Rumor is it's a gambling debt, but I think Letterman hired some goons.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Real footage of Jay falling

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I know someone who has done some car work for him and they said he’s super cool. Hope he keeps his chin clean

 

[Easily_Remembered]

There's all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Black Eye Club - the strangely large number of celebrities and politicians who end up with black eyes, almost always the same eye as well. It's an interesting rabbit hole.

 

[The Sue Deal]

You won’t believe this but the story actually does check out.

1. He was staying at the hotel for a gig.
2. He wanted to eat at a restaurant. If he walked down the road it would be 5 minutes but if he took a shortcut it would be a minute.

That building is where he was staying, thats the hill (and you can see the makeshift footpath from people walking it) and the picture is taken in the plaza of the resturant.

So like a dummy he took this path in the middle of the night and fell like an old woman.

 

[NoBacon]

There's all kinds of conspiracy theories about the Black Eye Club - the strangely large number of celebrities and politicians who end up with black eyes, almost always the same eye as well. It's an interesting rabbit hole.

It’s for sure a thing, so is getting celebrities to take the “something covering one eye” photo. Rituals have real power. Occultism has real power.

It’s best to not learn about any of it, which I’m slowly beginning to understand. The accumulation of knowledge isn’t wisdom. Wisdom is obedience, not unchecked curiosity.

 

[TorpidSloth]

You won’t believe this but the story actually does check out.

1. He was staying at the hotel for a gig.
2. He wanted to eat at a restaurant. If he walked down the road it would be 5 minutes but if he took a shortcut it would be a minute.
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That building is where he was staying, thats the hill (and you can see the makeshift footpath from people walking it) and the picture is taken in the plaza of the resturant.

So like a dummy he took this path in the middle of the night and fell like an old woman.

What's a guy who's worth close to half a billion dollars doing staying at a Hampton Inn? By the same logic though, I guess he wouldn't have gambling debts.

 

[The Sue Deal]

What's a guy who's worth close to half a billion dollars doing staying at a Hampton Inn? By the same logic though, I guess he wouldn't have gambling debts.

I don’t live in PA but from the people there they say that for the gig he was performing at, the choice would be to stay at this hotel (which is minutes away from the club) and the other hotel is about an hour outside the city or something

 

[NoBacon]

His car collection must be worth over 100 million alone.

What pleasure could you derive from another fancy pants car that the other 2000 you already have doesn’t give you? It all seems so resolutely hollow and pointless.

 

[UnPRePared]

It’s for sure a thing, so is getting celebrities to take the “something covering one eye” photo. Rituals have real power. Occultism has real power.

I get it, I saw "Late Night With The Devil", too.

 

[The Sue Deal]

His car collection must be worth over 100 million alone.

What pleasure could you derive from another fancy pants car that the other 2000 you already have doesn’t give you? It all seems so resolutely hollow and pointless.

Jerry Seinfeld has the same thing. It’s confusing. Seinfeld at least drives his cars, but he doesn’t work on them (he’s jewish). Jay Leno works on his cars but he never drives them. Strange.

 

[NoBacon]

I get it, I saw "Late Night With The Devil", too.

Never seen it, don’t even know what it is, don’t want to know what it is. Nice try with the hate though Ray, have a good one.

 

[UnPRePared]

Never seen it, don’t even know what it is, don’t want to know what it is. Nice try with the hate though Ray, have a good one.

No hate meant, lad. I think you know that though.

Sniff

 

[DominusOdium]

My money is on Stuttering John