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Somebody’s DRUNK

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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BoomerSperg said:
Depends which series you're talking about. I can think of two TOS time travel episodes off the top of my head. There might be more but I haven't watch star trek since DS9 ended aside from one episode of Discovery that made me want to blow my brains out.

In TOS you had city of forever, the faggy one where kirk falls in love. Then there was uhhhh I can't remember the name but it was mind bendingly stupid and had an alien pretending to be human that was some sort of gay secret agent on 1940s/50s earth.
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The 90s shows just started using either Q or a holodeck in place of actual time travel. ME I'D HAVE BEEN USING IT FOR SEX WITH HOT BABES!
 
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Jenna said:
How hard is it to not get a bit over when it concerns Jenna? You can make up any ridiculous silly accusation against me, and here you are choosing to die on the most boring, generic hill possible.
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At least you're not bothered by it
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Jenna

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Okay Terryfic! said:
At least you're not bothered by it
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Are you @AnOminous? That's what I've been told but I try to be nice to kiwis. Someone else said you were @Sexy Senior Citizen but again, no hard proof.

What's the joke behind Terry? Is it Terry Clifford? Can you tell me who Terry Clifford is, kiwi?
 
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Jenna said:
Are you @AnOminous? That's what I've been told but I try to be nice to kiwis. Someone else said you were @Sexy Senior Citizen but again, no hard proof.
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Now that hurts, Jenna. I'm much more funny than both of them and you know that, of course.

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What's the joke behind Terry? Is it Terry Clifford? Can you tell me who Terry Clifford is, kiwi?
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A big fat mess and very nice lady. Aggrieved by the loss of her favourite scented toiletries.
 
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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My favorite part of Star Trek is how the diverse crew rolls up to every desperate situation, rolls down the window, and just shouts "WE'RE NERDS FROM THE FUTURE, BITCH!."
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I'm pretty sure that's the plot of every Patrick S. Tomlinson novel, apart from the furry rat porno one.

Also, I think he's talking about the new Star Treks, which people who like Star Trek tend to hate. I don't think he's seen the originals, otherwise he'd know the NX-01 Enterprise didn't have swimming pool-sized beds for its crew.
 
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