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They still have guns in Canada. Even if they are gay and the bullets are cubes.
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So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.
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I actually have. It wasn't exactly live. But close and I suddenly realised what it was. Because it was a free meal I assumed it was normal food. I was mortified.
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I live beside a gun range. We have guns and rifles.
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We just don't shoot many children with them.
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I used to get these jars of preserved cuttlefish and I'd eat them to freak people out, one time I got one that still had the fucking beak attached. That's how I learned the cocksuckers have sharp little parrot beaks. I should've sued because that shit was honestly horrifying and I'm lucky I didn't break my teeth.
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You have to try sprats. You will fucking cum.
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I do like sprats. Any type of canned seafood is up my alley.
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I can't do oysters any more they gave me really bad food poisoning. The American season 3 was premiering. And I shit and puked like 6 times during the episode.
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It didn't even take long. Like 15 minutes.
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Turk's Dementia Tremens would be a good bit account
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I was drinking with my buds the other night and one of them gave me a canned Caesar. I'm a fawking hack so I started shaking and yelling "I'm having a Caesar! Oh God I'm having a Caesar!" and it got some decent laughs.
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Now back to your regularly scheduled slow decline of Turk.
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It's fake beer, it's fake cigarettes, it's fake bromance. It's a show you idiot.
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Which one, stupit?
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The one with epilepsy.
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What are you even talking about?
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I like a nice virgin Caesar myself. I think it's a strong independent red drank that don't need no booze.
However, if you get the canned ones, Matt and Steve's blows the Motts ones the fuck out-of the water.
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Cool shit
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Hey it was free so who am I to complain? I was already a boot mickey into the evening so it was tasty enough