So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

You are a fucking ghost. You don't know me. Cocksucker.

I'm not the enemy Turk. Busch Light is the enemy.

I'm gonna buy a bunch of cases and shoot them like Kid Rock.

 

[Turk February]

I'm not the enemy Turk. Busch Light is the enemy.

Busch light makes me pee pee. Can you say the same? My pee can travel at 30 kmh. Can you?

 

[porquedealer]

Current GoFundME is running for anyone to donate to.

I will take Turk to an AirBnB in Milwaukee to dry out.
It's a three bedroom place, so the for the first month he can slowly taper off in bedroom one and build busch molehills.
Second month in bedroom 2 just has some buckets and a mattress. Meals are fed through a hole in the door.
Third month he is allowed to live as a half hovel owner in the main bedroom and get ready for normal life.

The heating is at max at all times to sweat out the bad juju.
There will be exercise time down in the hovel garden, daily.
He will have various projects, tasks and goals to keep him busy.
All streamed 24/7 on Nice Detox, Stupid.

 

[Turk February]

Current GoFundME is running for anyone to donate to.

I will take Turk to an AirBnB in Milwaukee to dry out.
It's a three bedroom place, so the for the first month he can slowly taper off in bedroom one and build busch molehills.
Second month in bedroom 2 just has some buckets and a mattress. Meals are fed through a hole in the door.
Third month he is allowed to live as a half hovel owner in the main bedroom and get ready for normal life.

The heating is at max at all times to sweat out the bad juju.
There will be exercise time down in the hovel garden, daily.
He will have various projects, tasks and goals to keep him busy.
All streamed 24/7 on Nice Detox, Stupid.

I'm not fully against the idea.

 

[Leeeavings]

Current GoFundME is running for anyone to donate to.

I will take Turk to an AirBnB in Milwaukee to dry out.
It's a three bedroom place, so the for the first month he can slowly taper off in bedroom one and build busch molehills.
Second month in bedroom 2 just has some buckets and a mattress. Meals are fed through a hole in the door.
Third month he is allowed to live as a half hovel owner in the main bedroom and get ready for normal life.

The heating is at max at all times to sweat out the bad juju.
There will be exercise time down in the hovel garden, daily.
He will have various projects, tasks and goals to keep him busy.
All streamed 24/7 on Nice Detox, Stupid.

This is way more complicated than it needs to be. Just use aversion therapy and punch him in the dick anytime he reaches for a beer.

 

[Jenna]

You won't even show your face. I won't take advice from a coward.

I rapped an Eminem song and it was reposted 3000 times and still gets brought up without fail every week. If I didn't have a dedicated group of weirdos who'd obsess over finding out my identity and tracking me down, I'd be more receptive to a podcast.

Honestly though, you do look like a poor man's Pedro Pascal when you take care of yourself but the long hair/long beard combo doesn't work for anyone unless you're Jason Momoa.

Current GoFundME is running for anyone to donate to.

I will take Turk to an AirBnB in Milwaukee to dry out.
It's a three bedroom place, so the for the first month he can slowly taper off in bedroom one and build busch molehills.
Second month in bedroom 2 just has some buckets and a mattress. Meals are fed through a hole in the door.
Third month he is allowed to live as a half hovel owner in the main bedroom and get ready for normal life.

The heating is at max at all times to sweat out the bad juju.
There will be exercise time down in the hovel garden, daily.
He will have various projects, tasks and goals to keep him busy.
All streamed 24/7 on Nice Detox, Stupid.

I'd donate to a Turk gofundme but he'd just spend all the money on Busch.

 

[Turk February]

This is way more complicated than it needs to be. Just use aversion therapy and punch him in the dick anytime he reaches for a beer.

You'd have to cross Busch mountain.

 

[porquedealer]

This is way more complicated than it needs to be. Just use aversion therapy and punch him in the dick anytime he reaches for a beer.

I can punch him in the dick any time.

Turk doing 8am burpees in the hovel yard and then puking in the firepit is a much better bit

 

[Turk February]

I rapped an Eminem song and it was reposted 3000 times and still gets brought up without fail every week. If I didn't have a dedicated group of weirdos who'd obsess over finding out my identity and tracking me down, I'd be more receptive to a podcast.

Honestly though, you do look like a poor man's Pedro Pascal when you take care of yourself but the long hair/long beard combo doesn't work for anyone unless you're Jason Momoa.



I'd donate to a Turk gofundme but he'd just spend all the money on Busch.

My friend told me when I'm stoic I look better with the beard. It's just @chocolatehellhole constantly makes me laugh.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Busch light makes me pee pee. Can you say the same? My pee can travel at 30 kmh. Can you?

I piss like a pressure washer, it's actually insane.

 

[Turk February]

I piss like a pressure washer, it's actually insane.

Prove it.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

Hilarious bit is for the next NicerPS Turk gets swatted but by the loony bin people in white clothes and rubber gloves...on FIFA 09 of course.

Turk's bathroom is literally cleaner than yours, you fucking pig

 

[Turk February]

Turk's bathroom is literally cleaner than yours, you fucking pig

That was the most embarrassing thing I've ever showed on purpose.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Current GoFundME is running for anyone to donate to.

I will take Turk to an AirBnB in Milwaukee to dry out.
It's a three bedroom place, so the for the first month he can slowly taper off in bedroom one and build busch molehills.
Second month in bedroom 2 just has some buckets and a mattress. Meals are fed through a hole in the door.
Third month he is allowed to live as a half hovel owner in the main bedroom and get ready for normal life.

The heating is at max at all times to sweat out the bad juju.
There will be exercise time down in the hovel garden, daily.
He will have various projects, tasks and goals to keep him busy.
All streamed 24/7 on Nice Detox, Stupid.

Oldboying Turk at Pat's hovel would be hilarious.

 

[Jenna]

My friend told me when I'm stoic I look better with the beard. It's just @chocolatehellhole constantly makes me laugh.

Eh get a short haircut and a nice clean shave. It'll always grow back if you leave it alone, it's not like you're a bald guy. Fresh Turk = fresh outlook!

 

[Turk February]

Oldboying Turk at Pat's hovel would be hilarious.

Oh the fucking hallway scene would be so much fun. I couldn't do the hammer tooth pull thing. It's a little too dark. Even for me.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Shocking. More pages of Turk being a “Wacky and Zany” guy, and him doing nothing but be a drain on tax payers. You should kill yourself, at least then you won’t waste people’s time or money any more. Or nice detox, stupid. Is actually a pretty good idea.

 

[Turk February]

Eh get a short haircut and a nice clean shave. It'll always grow back if you leave it alone, it's not like you're a bald guy. Fresh Turk = fresh outlook!

I'm like 90 percent sure next time I get a haircut I'm getting hockey hair or what you people call a mullet.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Oh the fucking hallway scene would be so much fun. I couldn't do the hammer tooth pull thing. It's a little too dark. Even for me.

Would you eat a live octopus?

 

[Turk February]

Shocking. More pages of Turk being a “Wacky and Zany” guy, and him doing nothing but be a drain on tax payers. You should kill yourself, at least then you won’t waste people’s time or money any more. Or nice detox, stupid. Is actually a pretty good idea.

I've been working on killing myself for 30 years. The drugs just aren't very good, stupid.