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So this is gay as fuck. I'll get made fun of it for years.

Leeeavings

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Turk February said:
Yeah. In the past it takes like 3 months to recover completely.
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I remember the worst part of getting sober was actually the 30 to 60 days. The first 30 you’re still pretty hype about getting clean and all but then the next month you’re trying to figure out what the fuck to do with yourself now that your main hobby is gone.
 
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Turk February said:
I once got put in the children's ward as an adult in the psych ward so I could play the PlayStation. Was too depressed to do it.
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I've been twice and I always get my own room because I'm a menace and I will beat a motherfucker for snoring.

I also refused to interact with anyone and I'd take all my meals back to my room because I'm not gonna hang out with retards. They tried to tell me I couldn't do that and I was like "Fuck you." When they pushed it I just didn't eat for a few days.

One time the tards pissed me off so I went out to the common area and flipped out and whipped them all into a Rain Man "hot water burn baby" frenzy. They threatened to move me to a different nut hut that was more like prison for crazy people.

There was also an old lady that would stand right next to my door and shit talk everyone who walked by in a pleasant tone. The one time I gave her a nod and she gave me a sweet smile and tilted her head to the side and said "You're a fucking cocksucker" in a nice grandmotherly voice. That lady ruled. Coolest lady in the nut hut.
 
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Maybe get a haircut, shave, shower, put on some fresh clothes and then ask nicely to be let into detox?

If you try to look presentable, hopefully it will warm the heart of whatever Canadian healthcare professional is deciding these things. The way you look like now screams "he's given up on society" but presentable Turk would scream "aww, he's trying to get his life back together".
 
Turk February

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Jenna said:
Maybe get a haircut, shave, shower, put on some fresh clothes and then ask nicely to be let into detox?

If you try to look presentable, hopefully it will warm the heart of whatever Canadian healthcare professional is deciding these things. The way you look like now screams "he's given up on society" but presentable Turk would scream "aww, he's trying to get his life back together".
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You won't even show your face. I won't take advice from a coward.
 
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