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Dude, they nearly Owen'd Sting like 500 times. God's clearly on his side, for reals.
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Dude, they nearly Owen'd Sting like 500 times. God's clearly on his side, for reals.
@Sting comment?Dude, they nearly Owen'd Sting like 500 times. God's clearly on his side, for reals.
This guy is more creative than Spielberg.As 99.999999% of you would have expected, a 38 year old alcoholic construction worker couldn't maintain a relationship with a 19 year old waitress. Sad part was cunt scalped my AEW tickets, so the show (and us going to hooligan's after) was squashed.
Sorry I ain't been on in a minute, there was some real life drama with my oldest kid and I had to go to Arizona. He got wrongfully accused of some shit and I had to support him. They tried to say he committed a hate crime for beating up a guy, but finally it came out in court that he stopped a domestic violence situation from escalating further.
I'm back now tho. Loved you guys, missed you guys, I don't think I can't post as much now that the snow is gone and we actually have to work every day, but I'm here. Thank you to everyone who mentioned me. You know I love ya too brothermen.
2020:This guy is more creative than Spielberg.
Settle down, short stuff.2020:
"He didn't intimidate Jim"
*Posts body pic that proves I'm a 6'2 tatted up brick shithouse*
2022:
"He doesn't have a teenager in his bed"
*Posts picture of his barely legal bitch 5 minutes later with her high school graduation ring and holding a piece of paper with his username*
This guy's more jealous than Cinderella's stepsister.
Hey six and a half inches isn't short! Even if it does look like a light bulbSettle down, short stuff.
I missed you most of all, scarecrow
You never left. I’m not buying this shitI missed you most of all, scarecrow
I fucking LOVE you, Spartacus.You never left. I’m not buying this shit
The first part I saw no evidence of your claims, other than tattoos. Which congratulations, you’re like 70% of Americans. Second part is cumia tier bragging. Worked out well for ya. I can’t argue the third point because that very well could be true.2020:
"He didn't intimidate Jim"
*Posts body pic that proves I'm a 6'2 tatted up brick shithouse*
2022:
"He doesn't have a teenager in his bed"
*Posts picture of his barely legal bitch 5 minutes later with her high school graduation ring and holding a piece of paper with his username*
This guy's more jealous than Cinderella's stepsister.
(O&A reference, @Ricci Ryda )Your phone crapped out
You're that dude that goes "well I mean he was bigger and fought better, but knocked him out with a lucky punch...'The first part I saw no evidence of your claims, other than tattoos. Which congratulations, you’re like 70% of Americans. Second part is cumia tier bragging. Worked out well for ya. I can’t argue the third point because that very well could be true.
Damn, you got me.You're that dude that goes "well I mean he was bigger and fought better, but knocked him out with a lucky punch...'
Your user name fits you. You've been a fucking faggot your whole life. Talking while men are walking.
Yea bitch I did get you. That's your life. That is your fucking LIFE. I may be a felon, but when you put me up to anyone else's "street cred" I'll scream nigger at a nigger in Chicago and die before I get my ass beat like a bitch. Your entire life is "de-escalation" when you feel that fear of a fight inside of you.Damn, you got me.
You’re better at Joe posting than me by far. TYFYS.Yea bitch I did get you. That's your life. That is your fucking LIFE. I may be a felon, but when you put me up to anyone else's "street cred" I'll scream nigger at a nigger in Chicago and die before I get my ass beat like a bitch. Your entire life is "de-escalation" when you feel that fear of a fight inside of you.
I go to Walmart to get hamburger and ice knowing if the faggot cocksucker yells at the pregnant girl at the counter for being to slow, that moment is the moment I say fuck it and let Mr. Hyde take over and violate the terms of my parole. It's the look on his face when I get less than a foot away from him, open up my shirt and let the prison tattoos hang out that makes me so happy. It's the look that people give.
The look that normal people like YOU give. The look of "oh my God, I'm not in a taxi and I just realized there's no bulletproof glass between me and this guy and it's going to take the cops minutes to get here and he's going to tear me the fuck apart"
I'll fuck your mother. Then I'll fuck your daughter and your granny before I smash your skull into the concrete. There are ways to kill someone while letting them live that I WISH I didn't know about
So yea. I got you.
Yea bitch I did get you. That's your life. That is your fucking LIFE. I may be a felon, but when you put me up to anyone else's "street cred" I'll scream nigger at a nigger in Chicago and die before I get my ass beat like a bitch. Your entire life is "de-escalation" when you feel that fear of a fight inside of you.
I go to Walmart to get hamburger and ice knowing if the faggot cocksucker yells at the pregnant girl at the counter for being to slow, that moment is the moment I say fuck it and let Mr. Hyde take over and violate the terms of my parole. It's the look on his face when I get less than a foot away from him, open up my shirt and let the prison tattoos hang out that makes me so happy. It's the look that people give.
The look that normal people like YOU give. The look of "oh my God, I'm not in a taxi and I just realized there's no bulletproof glass between me and this guy and it's going to take the cops minutes to get here and he's going to tear me the fuck apart"
I'll fuck your mother. Then I'll fuck your daughter and your granny before I smash your skull into the concrete. There are ways to kill someone while letting them live that I WISH I didn't know about
So yea. I got you.
Punk ass shower bitchYou’re better at Joe posting than me by far. TYFYS.
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