Six Figure Author

[CompoundBasement]

How did Niki even qualify for a mortgage with a bankruptcy on the books? Even though it was more than seven years later, I can’t imagine she could get a decent rate on anything.

Chapter 7 takes at least 10 years to drop off a credit report, so her credit had to be in the shitter at the time.

 

[Suetonius]

Young Pat looks like Jamal Ginsberg. Except the Hasidic Homeboy had more game.

 

[CompoundBasement]

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Young Pat looks like Jamal Ginsberg. Except the Hasidic Homeboy had more game.

Same effeminate mannerisms and gay lisp too.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

She's the hottest girl we've had up here

You know pat had the biggest crush on her but the feeling wasnt mutual. He thought he could wait her out or lay low until she was having boyfriends problems so he could try and swoop in. He watched from the sidelines seething as she dated all the guys he hated.

 

[NoBacon]

Any publisher who saw their authors acting like this on social media before the ink was even dry would immediately regret it and never want to do it again. What a fucking nigger.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Can’t believe we got a photo of Pat taste-testing his first ever batch of spooky sausage.

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Thank you for making me giggle maniacally at this photo

 

[EraGodless]

Chapter 7 takes at least 10 years to drop off a credit report, so her credit had to be in the shitter at the time.

I believe you can recover from a bankruptcy in as little as two years.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Thank you for making me giggle maniacally at this photo

I’ve been reliably informed that I’m not the only one who’s so easily amused by even fatter, sweatier Pat. It will never get old for me.

 

[EraGodless]

Any publisher who saw their authors acting like this on social media before the ink was even dry would immediately regret it and never want to do it again. What a fucking nigger.

Isn't that what happened?

 

[RickReternal]

Let's not pretend that getting a lot of money for a book is a big accomplishment. Stephen King wrote about children having a gangbang and he's a millionaire

He still halfheartedly defends that when he’s forced to discuss it. What a disappointment…

 

[turdcutter]

He's such a terrible person.

 

[PickleRickle]

Imagine acting this socially retarded and not understanding why random people all over the world hate your guts.

 

[turdcutter]

One of the worst investments in the history of publishing.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I might be mistaken, but I thought those pictures were from a family get together and that girl is his cousin.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I might be mistaken, but I thought those pictures were from a family get together and that girl is his cousin.

I dont remember anything beyond what they were originally posted with. Unless a rascal coaxed him into explaining it. Im more willing to believe its a family get together over her actually liking him. Either way Im sure he dug her dirty underwear out of the hamper and took a huge sniff.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I dont remember anything beyond what they were originally posted with. Unless a rascal coaxed him into explaining it. Im more willing to believe its a family get together over her actually liking him. Either way Im sure he dug her dirty underwear out of the hamper and took a huge sniff.

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Of course you don't miss them, Patrick.

They never left.

 

[EraGodless]

I dont remember anything beyond what they were originally posted with. Unless a rascal coaxed him into explaining it. Im more willing to believe its a family get together over her actually liking him. Either way Im sure he dug her dirty underwear out of the hamper and took a huge sniff.

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Delusional motherfucker- you miss the hair because your hairline has receded in the last 20+ years.

And your arms are still scrawny. Faggot. He literally has zero tricep definition and the forearms of a 13 year old boy. This nut job has convinced himself he's some kind of Chad with 21" pythons.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Other than fucking around kids museums

I was looking up things to do when I'm out in Phoenix next week. A children's museum came up as a recommendation and I only thought "Nope. Kids ain't coming." Not for a second did I consider going alone.

I chose an ATV tour and shooting rifles in the desert. I may even check out a botanical garden. But a museum for kids? What am I, five? What am I, a pedophile?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

are you going to be a greeter at Walmart until you die?

More than likely he'll be an eater.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I was looking up things to do when I'm out in Phoenix next week. A children's museum came up as a recommendation and I only thought "Nope. Kids ain't coming." Not for a second did I consider going alone.

I chose an ATV tour and shooting rifles in the desert. I may even check out a botanical garden. But a museum for kids? What am I, five? What am I, a pedophile?