“Simping Ain’t Easy”: the Patrick and Anica Chronicles

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

(M)Anica could be easily had by 3 different approaches.

1. Have money (Patrick does not).

2. Make her laugh. (Patrick is incapable of being intentionally funny).

3. Treat her like a dirty worthless whore (Patrick can't, as he's a bigger woman than she is)

Also note Pat is incapable of being funny because he can NEVER be the butt of the joke. Pretty much to be a comedian you have to be somewhat self deprecating. Pat’s insane autistic mind will not allow him to ever be laughed at, not even among friends which explains why nobody wants to be around him. Friends bust each other’s balls but Pat has never had friends so he is unable to interact. Pat being married twice is only a perfect example of the phrase “even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then”

 

[guest]

Also note Pat is incapable of being funny because he can NEVER be the butt of the joke. Pretty much to be a comedian you have to be somewhat self deprecating. Pat’s insane autistic mind will not allow him to ever be laughed at, not even among friends which explains why nobody wants to be around him. Friends bust each other’s balls but Pat has never had friends so he is unable to interact. Pat being married twice is only a perfect example of the phrase “even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then”

I wonder how he would deal with being roasted. Even Joe laughed to jokes about him being trolled by reddit at his roast.

 

[guest]

I wonder how he would deal with being roasted. Even Joe laughed to jokes about him being trolled by reddit at his roast.

What do you think this message board is? He's been roasted daily for 3 years because he can't show an ounce of humility or introspection.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

What do you think this message board is? He's been roasted daily for 3 years because he can't show an ounce of humility or introspection.

Minus the "but seriously folks, I really do love him" bit at the end

 

[FatMarathonCheater]

Boy is she going to look like shit in 20 years.

She already looks like shit

 

[Harry Powell]

What do you think this message board is? He's been roasted daily for 3 years because he can't show an ounce of humility or introspection.

We’ve even had multiple threads wondering if he ever laughed at any of the bits. Even though I would kill myself, if I was Pat I’d have to crack a smile once in a while here

 

[guest]

This is true. It's stars or some other stupid nonsense in the original. I just thought Jon's grin made it funnier. Here's her unappealing flat ass.

"Unsolicited ass pics are gauche....here's two. Tee-hee, aren't I hilarious?"

Jesus, imagine trying to fuck her in the ass and have some Ragnar Lothbrok looking dude staring at you.