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“Simping Ain’t Easy”: the Patrick and Anica Chronicles

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Fat the Simp daydreaming about him and her having some rom-com style love affair, like the 13 year old girl in a fat white trash faggot's body creep that he is.

In reality, Rick would take her out to a classy place like Hooligans, fill her full of booze and meatloaf, and take her back to her place in the hopes of getting his little pencil wet. She'd give him a pity handjob which would end after about a minute when he'd prematurely cum over his protruding gut. She'd give him a kiss and send him on his way. On his way out of her building, he'd cross paths with a jacked guy covered in tats heading up the stairs toward Anica's. He'd do a double take but convince himself he's just visiting someone else. The next day text her and ask her what she did after her left. She'd say she was tired and went to bed early. In reality, she'd be texting him while holding an ice pack on her swollen cunt with cum crusted in her eyelids and hair after Chad had his way with her the night before.
 

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Oof.
 
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“Weve already figured it owwwwwt. Youre not the only one either”

i still dont know what the fuck he meant by that. And i dont think he did either. I think it was just what cane to his Pig brain and blurted out.
I think he was trying to bait Josiah into mentioning that the mole was also a troll because at that point, Mr. Apostle had not yet done the reveal
 
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“Weve already figured it owwwwwt. Youre not the only one either”

i still dont know what the fuck he meant by that. And i dont think he did either. I think it was just what cane to his Pig brain and blurted out.
He's trying to pretend like he knows about other trolls in case there are other trolls, so then he looks like he knows what he's talking about rather than an obese poof who just got fatfished in the most humiliating way possible.
 

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I think he was trying to bait Josiah into mentioning that the mole was also a troll because at that point, Mr. Apostle had not yet done the reveal
He couldn't admit that he was fooled for so long so he tried to pull " I have known the whole time." Then remembered he was talking to the person that fooled him. He is quick to deny and lie. It's his immediate defense mechanism. It was just a lie that wasnt thought out.
 
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