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“Simping Ain’t Easy”: the Patrick and Anica Chronicles

MonsterSteve

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Pat accusing Fred Nukis of not being able to have a plutonic friend is laudable. From what I’ve been told his best friend since first grade is a woman. Not only that she is a member of this forum
What's even funnier is Pat thinking platonic friendship between a man and a women is viable when his actual friend fucked and married his own wife at the time. Talk about someone who never learns...
 
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The worst was when he just so happened to be going to the same museum as her that day. Then he posted a pic from where she was earlier. What a creep
LOL I remember that. She said it was in Madison and he corrected her with "Milwaukee. I'm heading there shortly" and her response was "Damn. You are correct". I choose to believe she was not saying Damn because she was wrong but the underlying thought was "Damn, he's gonna stalk me here. So much for an enjoyable day at the museum. Gotta go."
 

Jim-sucks-shit

*ALL FUTURE COURT DATES ARE VACATED*
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Box body, cone-titted cunt. Imagine simping over this mess and getting nothing in return. Pathetic pig.

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Phish

I told them to back off bcuz it wasnt their show
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“Weve already figured it owwwwwt. Youre not the only one either”

i still dont know what the fuck he meant by that. And i dont think he did either. I think it was just what cane to his Pig brain and blurted out.
 

CuckQueen

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I'm suicidal. I have been my whole life and hanged myself at 9, only to be cut down by my mother. I swear before God and four more white men that before I do I'm going to use my $10,000 credit limit to get a Model 627 S&W, fill it with .357 Magnum hollow-point, take a Greyhound bus to Wisconsin, call 911 in the hope he has to live after, then shoot Patrick in each knee, his groin twice, his stomach twice, then when he's writing in pain on the ground, put it to his orbital socket and blow out his eyes, then blow his jaw off at the hinge. Gee, I hope that doesn't come off as a threat.
 
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This whore is talking about getting her mouth spit in by 9/11 truthers, and Rick flirts with her like she’s a gay dude in the early 2000s.

“you’re fabulous, sweety” is gonna get you a 1 way ticket to the budzone. She wants to be treated like a slut.
She's clearly the kind of whore who likes being choked and slapped while getting fucked. So many of these so-called feminists are. Spit in her mouth is what she's admitting to publicy. She probably likes to be spat at in the face and "made to" eat ass and lick armpit, and there's Fat the Simp daydreaming about him and her having some rom-com style love affair, like the 13 year old girl in a fat white trash faggot's body creep that he is.
 
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