Shooting at the hovel???

[Cuphead]

We need to get a reporter on this. Too many theories right now. Can someone get in contact with the department and get details on what went down

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

We need to get a reporter on this. Too many theories right now. Can someone get in contact with the department and get details on what went down

Yes, please, I can only hold an erection so long before it starts to hurt.

 

[The Fuchitive]

WWAWD murder suicide?

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

So the shooting was at 1am. It's currently closing in on 6pm in Milwaukee. His wordle tweet could have been done by an app? So Pat is either dead or locked up. Any other occurrence and he would immediately head to twitter to farm victim points.

 

[Cuphead]

So the shooting was at 1am. It's currently closing in on 6pm in Milwaukee. His wordle tweet could have been done by an app? So Pat is either dead or locked up. Any other occurrence and he would immediately head to twitter to farm victim points.

That's what I'm thinking. I believe the Wordle posting is from the app automatically as it's probably connected to his account

 

[Meownaw]

Are the wordles he posts all within the same time?

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

He liked a tweet from a they/them two hours ago.

 

[Kurt_Love]

He liked a tweet from two hours ago.

While being wheeled in for surgery.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Hate to ruin the fantasy, guys, but unless you can access Twitter from the grave/jail, he's still liking shit

 

[Meownaw]

He liked a tweet from two hours ago.

Well there goes my erection. He really ruins everything.

 

[NoBacon]

The lizard king got him.

 

[BillKlacks]

Most likely just niggers shooting at eachother outside and one of them drunkenly called the cops. Hoping for more though *fingers crossed* *giggle*

 

[HotDogJoe]

Well there goes my erection. He really ruins everything.

Seriously. He gets us all excited thinking he's dead and then he goes and does this. It's just plain rude.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Well there goes my erection. He really ruins everything.

He might have pawed at the screen as he drew his last fat breath. Fingers crossed.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Hate to ruin the fantasy, guys, but unless you can access Twitter from the grave/jail, he's still liking shit

View attachment 55924

Well, my day is ruined. Back to the contact forms for me.

 

[guest]

[URL unfurl="true"]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/call/222060085[/URL]
[URL unfurl="true"]https://mke-police.herokuapp.com/?date=2022-07-25[/URL]

Is this some malware prank? Dude, I fucking hate Patso as much as Count Groomia but you don’t think this asshole did something crazy, do you?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I called and tried to get info but they wouldn’t comment. I wouldn’t read anything in to that other than I don’t have any experience with getting information from police and that police don’t like to talk to random idiots about ongoing investigations

 

[Meownaw]

Well, my day is ruined. Back to the contact forms for me.

Be extra nasty for this tease please.

 

[Cuphead]

I called and tried to get info but they wouldn’t comment. I wouldn’t read anything in to that other than I don’t have any experience with getting information from police and that police don’t like to talk to random idiots about ongoing investigations

Tell them you are an investigative reporter for Nice Podcast Stupid

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

Tell them you are an investigative reporter for Nice Podcast Stupid

I told them I’m with compound media and they laughed really hard and then hung up. Maybe next time I’ll try a different approach