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Theory:
The hovel tenant and Piggy Smells are having a dispute.
Equally likely, he's had a psychotic break and we're looking at some kind of Rear Window situation.
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Theory:
The hovel tenant and Piggy Smells are having a dispute.
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Yeah...Equally likely, he's had a psychotic break and we're looking at some kind of Rear Window situation.
Please be a desk pop.Yeah...
There was a gun incident
- Either some spook fired off a round (looking at the Shotspotter and shooting calls in that area and timeframe is plausible) in Rick's neighborhood
- Rick was drunk and had an accidental discharge
Rick is trying to tie it to us
- If it's the first scenario above, he's trying to tie us to Typical Nigger Behavior in a hare-brained attempt to get his "investigation" started again
- In the second scenario, he's trying cover for a major fuck-up
If Konerak Sinthasomphone taught us anything, it's that the Milwaukee Police is about as competent as Barney Fife.
Am I correct in guessing we probably wont see the results of this visit unless pat tweets about it? Both his address' get a visit from the police. Strange things are afoot at the half a hovel. Pat trying to pin a local gunshot or ND on this place seems like something he would do. I hope they see through his bullshit and catch him in a lie. If thats what he does. Nobody here has mentioned fucking with him in person so Im curious why the hovel is so hot right now.Well, no Tomlinsons in custody yet.
Quite a few Robinsons. All dusky and with fucked up names and some with homicide charges.
Imagine having 1.2 GPA and trying to pin some shit on people all over the world.Am I correct in guessing we probably wont see the results of this visit unless pat tweets about it? Both his address' get a visit from the police. Strange things are afoot at the half a hovel. Pat trying to pin a local gunshot or ND on this place seems like something he would do. I hope they see through his bullshit and catch him in a lie. If thats what he does. Nobody here has mentioned fucking with him in person so Im curious why the hovel is so hot right now.
Domestic abuse Pat has only been heard from once with his "swatting" accusation. We have heard what he sounds like when he finally snaps and throws a temper tantrum so it is possible there was another outburst.I'm finding that interesting, too. His tweet activity the last three days has been:
Sunday - 8 tweets
Monday - 19 tweets
Tuesday - 16 tweets
I'm leaning toward there was a blowup at Pepperoni Farms, and he's trying to pivot it into narcing on us because...reasons.
Pat is a horrible liar and any detective should be able to read through and punch holes in his story. Id love for him to shoot himself in the foot trying to make up stories to the police.Imagine having 1.2 GPA and trying to pin some shit on people all over the world.
I would just be tickled pink if pat gets to add "felon" to his twitter bio.An ND is a Class 6 felony here - at a minimum, he'd be booked and the weapon taken into evidence (probably melted into light rail components later). If it were accidental, there's about a 90% chance this would also apply. Close quarters like the hovel...not a place to fuck around with firearms.
It's an international clique of cyberstlakers, officer. They threaTened to rape my wife.Imagine having 1.2 GPA and trying to pin some shit on people all over the world.
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