Shane Gillis announces paid partnership with Bud Light. Could Anthony Cumia be next?

[guest]

This is the only lager worth drinking. Literally the grandfather that all the others are trying to be, except better than all of them.

Don't know much about Gillis and that trannie shit with Bud Lite was just retarded poor management. What's wrong with him taking their money to say he drinks their swill though? Unless you think capitalism bad, there's no reason. What should he do? Keep his "integrity" and travel the country playing to audiences of 27 people in provincial towns like the thousands of other losers who call themselves comics? Take the money while you can.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

WWAWD Carlsberg? It drank preddy gud.

 

[cardwell]

I thought Pilsner was subsumed by Anheuser at some point (showing the illusion of choice) but now it's been acquired by a Japanese company instead.

 

[guest]

I thought Pilsner was subsumed by Anheuser at some point (showing the illusion of choice) but now it's been acquired by a Japanese company instead.

Yes, but it's still brewed in Plzen. The Czechs take their brewing even more seriously than the Krauts.

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

What should he do?

Not be famous because he's boring.

 

[guest]

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This is the only lager worth drinking. Literally the grandfather that all the others are trying to be, except better than all of them.

Don't know much about Gillis and that trannie shit with Bud Lite was just retarded poor management. What's wrong with him taking their money to say he drinks their swill though? Unless you think capitalism bad, there's no reason. What should he do? Keep his "integrity" and travel the country playing to audiences of 27 people in provincial towns like the thousands of other losers who call themselves comics? Take the money while you can.

Hey big dog I never said don't take the money. I'm just saying if Bud light thinks they're going to dig their way out of this gigantic hole using a shovel that looks like Shane gillis, they are in for a rude awakening.

They're trying to put out a fire with a Dixie cup full of gasoline if Shane Gillis is their "secret weapon"

 

[guest]

Hey big dog I never said don't take the money. I'm just saying if Bud light thinks they're going to dig their way out of this gigantic hole using a shovel that looks like Shane gillis, they are in for a rude awakening.

They're trying to put out a fire with a Dixie cup full of gasoline if Shane Gillis is their "secret weapon"

You're right, and I wasn't really aiming that at you, more the general "he sold out, maaan" crowd that you hear

 

[guest]

You're right, and I wasn't really aiming that at you, more the general "he sold out, maaan" crowd that you hear

He sold out to the man, mmmmmaaaan!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Hey big dog I never said don't take the money. I'm just saying if Bud light thinks they're going to dig their way out of this gigantic hole using a shovel that looks like Shane gillis, they are in for a rude awakening.

They're trying to put out a fire with a Dixie cup full of gasoline if Shane Gillis is their "secret weapon"

Who could have saw that coming?

 

[guest]

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Who could have saw that coming?

They went from running off the white trash and the frat boys and now they're going to cause a catastrophe among the woke faggot crowd.

Bravo, bud light!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They went from running off the white trash and the frat boys and now they're going to cause a catastrophe among the woke faggot crowd.

Bravo, bud light!

Their demographic is mostly composed of frat boys, moderate white alcoholics, and white trash.

 

[guest]

Their demographic is mostly composed of frat boys, moderate white alcoholics, and white trash.

I've been saying that since the beginning of this post, and they ran them off almost a year ago. Spending ten mil on a thirty second ad featuring a flavour of the month who looks like his mother drank bud light while she was pregnant isn't going to bring back the old crowd. They have spent the past ten months settling into the habit of drinking their new beer.

They will not win back the old customers, and by using Shane they will just cause a very humorous meltdown on social media.

 

[Toast]

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This is the only lager worth drinking. Literally the grandfather that all the others are trying to be, except better than all of them.

Yeah, but how the fuck am I supposed to pronounce Urquell? Don't roll off the tongue like Milla.

 

[guest]

Yeah, but how the fuck am I supposed to pronounce Urquell? Don't roll off the tongue like Milla.

Like it's spelled. Like a queer Urkel - Urkwel

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Budweiser is made with rice so maybe that’s the difference for you.

Could be it, I would always get a specific hangover if I ever drank bud / bud light compared to other beers. I rarely ever get hungover (water is key, child) but Bud / Bud light would always have me feeling like shit the next day.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

I'm pretty sure I'm the only white adult in Canada who drinks those fucking things. And I basically stopped because they're way too expensive now for garbage can beer.

I still get OE tall cans, I enjoy the taste. I probably have some nigger in my blood.

On Shane, he has been gunning for this ad spot since the first tranny can, actually surprised they went with him.

 

[guest]

Spending ten mil on a thirty second ad featuring a flavour of the month who looks like his mother drank bud light while she was pregnant isn't going to bring back the old crowd.

That would actually be quite a funny spot
"Hi, my name's Shane, and I like Bud light. I come from a long line of Bud Light drinkers - my dad drinks Bud Light, my grandpa drank Bud Light, even my mom drinks Bud Light. In fact, she likes it so much, she drank it through all 9 months of my gestation. (Points to face) See? And now I'm a semi-successful comedian. No harm, no foul.

Bud Light : Mother's Milk."

 

[Toast]

That would actually be quite a funny spot
"Hi, my name's Shane, and I like Bud light. I come from a long line of Bud Light drinkers - my dad drinks Bud Light, my grandpa drank Bud Light, even my mom drinks Bud Light. In fact, she likes it so much, she drank it through all 9 months of my gestation. (Points to face) See? And now I'm a semi-successful comedian. No harm, no foul.

Bud Light : Mother's Milk."

Man, if they actually did something that ballsy, I would probably drink one of their shitty beers out of respect.

 

[guest]

Man, if they actually did something that ballsy, I would probably drink one of their shitty beers out of respect.

It's their best hope. They need to do a Domino's Turnaround
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or one of those old Skoda adverts
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Address the elephant in the room

 

[Toast]

It's their best hope. They need to do a Domino's Turnaround

or one of those old Skoda adverts

Address the elephant in the room

What the hell, I just watched a god damn 4-minute commercial about shitty Domino's for no reason??? What turnaround? They improved their product like any normal company looking to grow does.

I imagine you're just sitting cackling away at having wasted those 4 minutes of my life huh?