Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) Facts

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shane Edward Nokes rapes toddlers with plastic utensils he shoplifted from Winco supermarket. Due to his fake disabilities, his pussy faggot dead arms can’t lift metal utensils.

If you shop at Winco and have children, you have been warned.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shane Edward Nokes’ voting status is just like him. Inactive. (Unless you count the numerous children he rapes.)

 

[PickleRickle]

I wouldnt even rape him, but if I had a time machine all bets would be off.

then the rapes commence

 

[RoTheHo69]

He's a convicted rapist who targets minorities and is lying about his disabilities.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shane Edward Nokes was banned from all Portland-area Kindercares for trying to “spoon” with toddlers.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Holy shit! This bloated possum never ceases to creep me out... Are you really telling me that Shane isn't registered to vote?

 

[Niki]

Shane Nokes raped like all his nieces and nephews right?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) kidnapped 7-year old Kyron Horman on June 4, 2010 and raped him to death with a Mountain Dew bottle.

Kyron’s parents deserve justice.

 

[PickleRickle]

Shane Edward Nokes (DOB 05/19/1981) kidnapped 7-year old Kyron Horman on June 4, 2010 and raped him to death with a Mountain Dew bottle.

Kyron’s parents deserve justice.
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What an ironic shirt. Just about as ironic as Shane raping this child to death with a mountain dew bottle.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

As of today, authorities have no evidence proving that Shane Edward Nokes did not commit this disgusting crime.

 

[guest]

Shane Edward Nokes was banned from all Portland-area Kindercares for trying to “spoon” with toddlers. View attachment 126611

That's the name of the dating app for pedophiles. Kinder.

 

[RobertMewler]

That's the name of the dating app for pedophiles. Kinder.

And the Kinder Garden is where they bury their victims!

We must keep digging!

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Shane Edward Nokes bootlicks for Microsoft, which:

- Bill Gates has verifiable ties to known pedophile Jeffrey Epstein
- Uses slave labor
- Collaborates with the Chinese government to suppress rights

 

[PickleRickle]

Shane committed his first act of sexual violence when he raped his own babysitter with a butter knife at the age of 7. You see, he fucks. And he started fucking young. He got his first blowjob from his own mother at age 12, he's just that sexy. He went on to rape both of his uncles at a potluck when he was no older than 15. Word on the street is it wasnt an actual rape, they were all into it.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Catching, not pitching.

Shane Edward Nokes works with Eric Fag Hildeman to sex traffic minors using the Kohls logistics network.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m actually more disgusted by the fact that Shane Edward Nokes refuses to get a job and instead relies on other men and women—perfect strangers — to keep a roof over his head and pay his bills. He’s not a man; Shane Nokes is a putrid sack of shit who would end his own life if only he had the courage.

Screenshot THAT, bitch.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Shane Edward Nokes rapes toddlers with plastic utensils he shoplifted from Winco supermarket. Due to his fake disabilities, his pussy faggot dead arms can’t lift metal utensils.

If you shop at Winco and have children, you have been warned.

You'll feel pretty stupid when Shane posts a video demonstrating that he can in fact lift metal utensils.

 

[PickleRickle]

I’m actually more disgusted by the fact that Shane Edward Nokes refuses to get a job and instead relies on other men and women—perfect strangers — to keep a roof over his head and pay his bills. He’s not a man; Shane Nokes is a putrid sack of shit who would end his own life if only he had the courage.

Screenshot THAT, bitch.

Shane is your current dancing monkey. He did in fact screenshot it. You hurt his stupid little feelings. Too close to home, rape victim faggot shane?

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

You'll feel pretty stupid when Shane posts a video demonstrating that he can in fact lift metal utensils.

Clearly photoshopped. Like 9/11.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has three residences (sink count unknown)

he commutes between Portland and Seattle despite being unemployed "retired"

his BMI is normal, not overweight

Shane is so emasculated he can't even tell people to kill themselves, has to say "do the math" so he doesn't get groudned by his daddy Elon

hey Shane, do the math of your BMI again, I don't think you are very good at math at all, ask an adult for help like you do with paying for necessities

Shane Edward Nokes is mentally incapable of doing basic math