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He's so brave and proud to be a mooch
He's so brave and proud to be a mooch
He’s been one his whole life - it’s been his mom, his first wife, and now Niki / Lynne. Niki’s dad was a stay at home bum while Lynne worked so Niki has never seen how a real man is supposed to act.He's so brave and proud to be a mooch
"Welp we gotta sell our house because we lost another lawsuit. 1/15"View attachment 255508
The exact sort of statement that comes back to bite him in the ass.
Look out for another online lawyer QA where Niki complains that they now owe legal fees because they didn't read the small print of their pro bono contract and her fathead husband insisted it go to trial.
We should get a collective together and buy it"Welp we gotta sell our house because we lost another lawsuit. 1/15"
How much could it really cost? It has a nice view of section 8 niggers, a filthy alley, a badly installed fence, poorly constructed deck and looks drafty af.We should get a collective together and buy it
How much could it really cost? It has a nice view of section 8 niggers, a filthy alley, a badly installed fence, poorly constructed deck and looks drafty af.
Could it be another Tomlinson technicality where he in the eyes of law he's incapable of handling anything financial because of his mental state?View attachment 255508
The exact sort of statement that comes back to bite him in the ass.
Look out for another online lawyer QA where Niki complains that they now owe legal fees because they didn't read the small print of their pro bono contract and her fathead husband insisted it go to trial.
I think they paid $260k which was a big overpay for them. Doing a quick browse it seems like comparable places in the neighborhood are in better shape and aren’t 36 inches from section 8 housing. It’s probably worth more like $200-220k. Could be even less if the foundation is fucked up, which could be the case from some of the cracks seen in pictures. The place needs a complete refurbishment. The furnace is probably old, the roof is probably old, both kitchens are a disaster, plaster is cracked all over, the bathrooms are terrible, ceiling peeling off, flooring is decades old, garage needs to be built with new foundation since the “carport” is crumbing. Deck is rotting, landscaping is bad, basement unfinished, attic unfinished, no A/C, etc.How much could it really cost? It has a nice view of section 8 niggers, a filthy alley, a badly installed fence, poorly constructed deck and looks drafty af.
At this point he would need to win a lawsuit to be able to afford repairing all that.I think they paid $260k which was a big overpay for them. Doing a quick browse it seems like comparable places in the neighborhood are in better shape and aren’t 36 inches from section 8 housing. It’s probably worth more like $200-220k. Could be even less if the foundation is fucked up, which could be the case from some of the cracks seen in pictures. The place needs a complete refurbishment. The furnace is probably old, the roof is probably old, both kitchens are a disaster, plaster is cracked all over, the bathrooms are terrible, ceiling peeling off, flooring is decades old, garage needs to be built with new foundation since the “carport” is crumbing. Deck is rotting, landscaping is bad, basement unfinished, attic unfinished, no A/C, etc.
Then we become Milwaukee Moghuls and allow the soon-to-be-homeless Patpackers to rent it under bizarre and humiliating provisions. Hang up cameras everywhere and turn it into our own Fishtank.We should get a collective together and buy it
I don’t see how the hovel is anything but a teardown unless you just want to keep it college housing forever. The one bathroom per unit is a nightmare.I think they paid $260k which was a big overpay for them. Doing a quick browse it seems like comparable places in the neighborhood are in better shape and aren’t 36 inches from section 8 housing. It’s probably worth more like $200-220k. Could be even less if the foundation is fucked up, which could be the case from some of the cracks seen in pictures. The place needs a complete refurbishment. The furnace is probably old, the roof is probably old, both kitchens are a disaster, plaster is cracked all over, the bathrooms are terrible, ceiling peeling off, flooring is decades old, garage needs to be built with new foundation since the “carport” is crumbing. Deck is rotting, landscaping is bad, basement unfinished, attic unfinished, no A/C, etc.
Yeah it’s college rental or starter family housing. Each half could be fine for a couple, maybe with a young child. It doesn’t have to be luxurious but kitchens and bathrooms need to be redone for sure. You could do without the garage if you have to but there’s got to be major issues with electrical, plumbing, roof, appliances since they certainly aren’t maintaining that shit and I seriously doubt they had a real inspection done before sale.I don’t see how the hovel is anything but a teardown unless you just want to keep it college housing forever. The one bathroom per unit is a nightmare.
Exactly - it’s a place you buy and rent out while you live elsewhere. A friend of mine growing up bought a place like that - two story / two rental property that he renting both out for a couple years, then moved into the top level, then once it was pretty much paid off he stopped renting the bottom level and turned it into a barbershop / salon (he’s a barber) and eventually moved out of the top and rented it again and bought a house nearby so his work was still close by. If you met him you’d think he was a big goof but he was smart when it came to real estate.Yeah it’s college rental or starter family housing. Each half could be fine for a couple, maybe with a young child. It doesn’t have to be luxurious but kitchens and bathrooms need to be redone for sure. You could do without the garage if you have to but there’s got to be major issues with electrical, plumbing, roof, appliances since they certainly aren’t maintaining that shit and I seriously doubt they had a real inspection done before sale.
Guess we know why he's been so cranky lately.Response of some of the cops to piggy and his cunt wife:
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It's a bit harsher than the city's response, directly accusing Pat of threatening them:
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They really should have added he was suspected of being under the influence / intoxicated because it’s clear he just got back from pounding beers at Hooligans.Response of some of the cops to piggy and his cunt wife:
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It's a bit harsher than the city's response, directly accusing Pat of threatening them:
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I can’t wait for him to lose and try and spin it that he actually won or something stupidGuess we know why he's been so cranky lately.
I want a date on the trial damnit.Just scanned the whole thing, same jury demand as the city:
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They pretty much deny everything that Niki and Pat allege, only admitting that they responded to the swatting call but did so legally.
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