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The funny part of this for me, aside from the fact that practically everyone who runs shirtless is either a massive douche bag or Matthew McConaughey, is the wired earbuds. He has an autistic dislike of Bluetooth earbuds so he's running (maybe not) around with those stupid wires dangling around, just waiting to get wrapped up in his hands/arms as he's pumping them. I wonder how many times he's accidentally yanked them out of his ears while blasting his gay Get Angry Stay Angry butt rock playlist.
His wired earbuds thing serves two purposes:
1) special boy Pat is an audiophile who read somewhere that his $4 basic earbuds are better than Bluetooth buds (circa 2009).
If everyone else is using AirPods because they really are fantastic, he has to go against the grain to show that he’s special and smarter
2) he can’t afford anything else