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The funny part of this for me, aside from the fact that practically everyone who runs shirtless is either a massive douche bag or Matthew McConaughey, is the wired earbuds. He has an autistic dislike of Bluetooth earbuds so he's running (maybe not) around with those stupid wires dangling around, just waiting to get wrapped up in his hands/arms as he's pumping them. I wonder how many times he's accidentally yanked them out of his ears while blasting his gay Get Angry Stay Angry butt rock playlist.

His wired earbuds thing serves two purposes:

1) special boy Pat is an audiophile who read somewhere that his $4 basic earbuds are better than Bluetooth buds (circa 2009).

If everyone else is using AirPods because they really are fantastic, he has to go against the grain to show that he’s special and smarter

2) he can’t afford anything else
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Exactly. Patrick is - at best - at the oldest cut off to be an Xennial. He wants so badly to be 15 years younger though. Remember, this is a guy who 100% thought he could have a throuple situation with Anica, who is not only younger than him but his idea of a “cool millennial”
Don’t forget he also thought he was the perfect choice to write for teen Vogue
 

PogromStallone

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His wired earbuds thing serves two purposes:

1) special boy Pat is an audiophile who read somewhere that his $4 basic earbuds are better than Bluetooth buds (circa 2009).

If everyone else is using AirPods because they really are fantastic, he has to go against the grain to show that he’s special and smarter

2) he can’t afford anything else
I use wired earbuds because I prefer it.
 

Pat the Simp

If I ever do any see of them...
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Anyone have a Pacer account? I think the "Exhibit A" PDF on this site is the one they're trying to seal.
It's already restricted on PACER. It's the redacted police reports though. PACER accounts are free as long as you don't accumulate less than $30 a quarter.

Exhibit A This document and/or certain attachments are restricted to case participants and attorneys of record should use their efiling login and password to view this document
 

Lard Glug

Lard Glug contains neither lard nor glug.
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Exactly. Patrick is - at best - at the oldest cut off to be an Xennial. He wants so badly to be 15 years younger though. Remember, this is a guy who 100% thought he could have a throuple situation with Anica, who is not only younger than him but his idea of a “cool millennial”
Xennial? Thouple?
Fuck you.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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I use wired earbuds because I prefer it.
In some cases, I do, too. I have some nicer over-the-ear headphones (Sony, Grado, Audio Technica, if you want to consider those nice) but those are for when I'm only listening to music or playing video games. I have a couple pair of wired earbuds, too for stuff like a long flight where the Bluetooth earbuds might die and need to be re-charged. But for working out or running, there's no way I'm using wired. Too many times in the past I'd accidentally yank them out.

But Pat is just purely against Bluetooth earbuds. I don't think he owns any and he refuses to use them. It's vintage stubborn Pat. Anker makes some great, budget earbuds too (their Soundcore line). He could afford them but he's just to fat and stubborn to ever use them.
 

RickReternal

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In some cases, I do, too. I have some nicer over-the-ear headphones (Sony, Grado, Audio Technica, if you want to consider those nice) but those are for when I'm only listening to music or playing video games. I have a couple pair of wired earbuds, too for stuff like a long flight where the Bluetooth earbuds might die and need to be re-charged. But for working out or running, there's no way I'm using wired. Too many times in the past I'd accidentally yank them out.

But Pat is just purely against Bluetooth earbuds. I don't think he owns any and he refuses to use them. It's vintage stubborn Pat. Anker makes some great, budget earbuds too (their Soundcore line). He could afford them but he's just to fat and stubborn to ever use them.
Soundcore Space are incredible. At least as reliable as apple stuff and way cheaper. Better battery life.
 

Child..

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This is the exact same fucking thing as @Wigger telling people he doxxed them and then, when pressed for proof, going "that's not how this works heh heh."


The similarities continue to stack up.
The people I have scorn for, prefer me over you...let that sink in


Holee shit, imagine (as an analogy) if some Kenyan fed joined somalinet and just shat on somalis 24/7 and their hobbies...and one particularly energetic somali gets in his radar, and none of his Somali kin even worry for him, that's how lowly your position is. You need self evaluation lol
 

J.B. Mauney

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The people I have scorn for, prefer me over you...let that sink in


Holee shit, imagine if some Kenyan fed joined somalinet and just shat on somalis 24/7 and their hobbies...and one particularly energetic somali gets in his radar, and none of his kin even worry for him, that's how lowly your position is. You need self evaluation lol

Soooooo... you didn't dox me?

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You're on thin ice, cave-person. Tread carefully in those house slippers, Chappy.
 

J.B. Mauney

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I didnt, correct.

And neither did Fartemis. Or you would've posted it already, Boqtrick. Which was the point of the comment I just made.

It's really exhausting having to explain simple logic and reason to an inbred cave nigger with a pathological habit of lying and stepping on rakes.

But it's a labor of love. I love humiliating you.
 

iBangedQuasi

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In some cases, I do, too. I have some nicer over-the-ear headphones (Sony, Grado, Audio Technica, if you want to consider those nice) but those are for when I'm only listening to music or playing video games. I have a couple pair of wired earbuds, too for stuff like a long flight where the Bluetooth earbuds might die and need to be re-charged. But for working out or running, there's no way I'm using wired. Too many times in the past I'd accidentally yank them out.

But Pat is just purely against Bluetooth earbuds. I don't think he owns any and he refuses to use them. It's vintage stubborn Pat. Anker makes some great, budget earbuds too (their Soundcore line). He could afford them but he's just to fat and stubborn to ever use them.
WWAW Skull Candy? Those are for true audiophiles
 
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