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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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Yes, swatting is a serious crime. But it's not the police who are guilty you fucking retard. They can't just ignore calls because you think they should. It's called "swatting" because the fake calls are for life and death situations that usually require a swat team. This faggot thinks they should just ignore those calls to his house, but rush right over every time a tow truck drives by or Dan orders a beer at hoolies. It's hard to believe he's a real person. He actually thinks he's going to get a million dollars out of this.
The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.

No lawyer actually thought, "I get to tell the cops not to show up to 911 calls or else" was really going to work. Remember, his laywer chat post said he gets rejected by most lawyers as they just didnt understand how right Pat is about his very important case.
 
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The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.

No lawyer actually thought, "I get to tell the cops not to show up to 911 calls or else" was really going to work. Remember, his laywer chat post said he gets rejected by most lawyers as they just didnt understand how right Pat is about his very important case.
The only thing the city left out was how dangerously overweight Patrick is.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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Goddamn that got another good laugh out of me. I think I remember the brothaman posting the conversation and people getting angry that he gave Pat a win and posted the proof like a dummy.
It was an IRL buddy of mine who wanted to get in on pat posting, so I hooked him up. It was like dropping a fresh recruit into Hue City and giving him a pat on the back to "get in there." Poor guy didn't stand a chance.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Holy shit Pat is in OnA fan!
 

Total Tranny Death

Filepimps.com
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Is it possible they want it sealed because the cops also think Rick is swatting himself too?
Anything they submit, even if it is not to be seen by the public, will be visible to Pat's lawyers at the very least, and most likely Pat himself.

I think the most likely explanation is that some of these reports contain the swatter's ever-evolving modus operandi, and they don't want people getting ideas. I was watching a clip of Boogie getting swatted, and the swatters are getting extremely creative in getting around the police department. In this instance, the swatter called a Domino's Pizza pretending to be a woman who was in fear for her life because of her boyfriend, and she called a pizza place instead of the cops because of how deadly the situation was and how he could basically off her at any minute. Definitely something I would never think of, and Boogie is a fucking retard for broadcasting it.
 

Random username

Comedy dickhead
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The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.

No lawyer actually thought, "I get to tell the cops not to show up to 911 calls or else" was really going to work. Remember, his laywer chat post said he gets rejected by most lawyers as they just didnt understand how right Pat is about his very important case.
Where is that chat bot thread? That one crushes the ribs.
 
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iBangedQuasi

Bed Wetter.
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Where is that chat bot thread? That one crushes the ribs.
This one?
 
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