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We've got an extra ornery pig today.
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He's said a lot of unintentionally funny things.
I am not Joe Cumia, stlaker.
Chin single, stlaker
NO
STOP
No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not.
And I don't live in Michigan.
Your father doesn't have a penis, stlaker. That's why he's only had daughters
I wish I remembered the context of that last one. It was hilarious the first time I saw it.
Yes, swatting is a serious crime. But it's not the police who are guilty you fucking retard. They can't just ignore calls because you think they should. It's called "swatting" because the fake calls are for life and death situations that usually require a swat team. This faggot thinks they should just ignore those calls to his house, but rush right over every time a tow truck drives by or Dan orders a beer at hoolies. It's hard to believe he's a real person. He actually thinks he's going to get a million dollars out of this.The anger is starting to come out. Maybe he had a bad conversation with his lawyers.
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Telling someone that they did not fart in his wife’s vagina was another all time rib buster.He's said a lot of unintentionally funny things.
I am not Joe Cumia, stlaker.
Chin single, stlaker
NO
STOP
No, child. I did not. No, child, it is not. No, child, I did not. And no child, I did not.
And I don't live in Michigan.
Your father doesn't have a penis, stlaker. That's why he's only had daughters
I wish I remembered the context of that last one. It was hilarious the first time I saw it.
"we hid evidence from concerned citizens and dodged public accountability for our actions in an alleged police misconduct case". retard pigs bragging about their coverup, fucking bullshit #acabHas this been posted? The stuff they want sealed is police reports and other shit, not the brief. It appears that they know that there is gold in those police reports, and don't want them coming out. Mr. 5 sinks could probably request it before their motion to seal clears.
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Goddamn that got another good laugh out of me. I think I remember the brothaman posting the conversation and people getting angry that he gave Pat a win and posted the proof like a dummy.Someone once sent him a photo of a painting of a circle of turkish men fucking each other in the ass with the text 'SFWA Meeting' and Patrick responded with "Your family reunion stlaker" which was the only time he's made me laugh.
If Pat gets a win, he gets a win. That’s fair. If someone here hides something like that they’re as much of a faggot as Pat is.Goddamn that got another good laugh out of me. I think I remember the brothaman posting the conversation and people getting angry that he gave Pat a win and posted the proof like a dummy.
The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.Yes, swatting is a serious crime. But it's not the police who are guilty you fucking retard. They can't just ignore calls because you think they should. It's called "swatting" because the fake calls are for life and death situations that usually require a swat team. This faggot thinks they should just ignore those calls to his house, but rush right over every time a tow truck drives by or Dan orders a beer at hoolies. It's hard to believe he's a real person. He actually thinks he's going to get a million dollars out of this.
The only thing the city left out was how dangerously overweight Patrick is.The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.
No lawyer actually thought, "I get to tell the cops not to show up to 911 calls or else" was really going to work. Remember, his laywer chat post said he gets rejected by most lawyers as they just didnt understand how right Pat is about his very important case.
It was an IRL buddy of mine who wanted to get in on pat posting, so I hooked him up. It was like dropping a fresh recruit into Hue City and giving him a pat on the back to "get in there." Poor guy didn't stand a chance.Goddamn that got another good laugh out of me. I think I remember the brothaman posting the conversation and people getting angry that he gave Pat a win and posted the proof like a dummy.
Holy shit Pat is in OnA fan!
Joe offered Rick to form an alliance behind the scenes. Rick rejected him because of his politics and told him to fuck off.Holy shit Pat is in OnA fan!
Up until that point, I didn’t think Joe could come off more likeable than Pat. Pat is such an insufrable sack of shit.Joe offered Rick to form an alliance behind the scenes. Rick rejected him because of his politics and told him to fuck off.
It was way less masculine than that. He said something like “we’re born enemies. Never contact me again.”Joe offered Rick to form an alliance behind the scenes. Rick rejected him because of his politics and told him to fuck off.
Its a kindergarten play ground level insult, and even then thats demeaning to the children who could definitely come up with better than thisYour father doesn't have a penis, stlaker. That's why he's only had daughters
PoopsieThe anger is starting to come out. Maybe he had a bad conversation with his lawyers.
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SlobboooooI know what to do if it does. We can all drop our favorite OnA line before we toast Pat's final punch finally landing.
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