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Robinson et al v. City of Milwaukee et al

Jenna

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cMIarrxLGs
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Yeah but consider the emotional damage inflicted upon Pat when Norm mindlessly made a minute long cameo he was paid for saying he’s fat. The idea that fatso expected to be paid for that is beyond delusional. At most Norm could have apologized but even then he wouldn’t and shouldn’t have done that.

If I remember correctly wasn’t he saying too that the trolling had slowed down until Norm made that cameo? It is insane the lengths he’ll jump to to blame everybody and anything for causing his “harassment”…besides himself

If Fatso had a shred of empathy he'd realize that while Norm wasn't ever starving, he wasn't exactly a financial success either. Handful of movies, all his TV shows were cancelled after a season or two, never had that big breakout character like Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, etc. Heavily respected by his peers, but still doing cameos for some pocket cash. Then Netflix comes around throwing money at everyone, paying handsomely for comedy specials, and he hustles and comes up with a fresh routine to fulfill his contract while his body withers away. Doesn't even live to see it released.

You compare this to Patrick, who wants the money so he can buy more prezzies for himself. Then lie online and tell everyone all the money comes from his book sales because he's a very very successful author.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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If Fatso had a shred of empathy he'd realize that while Norm wasn't ever starving, he wasn't exactly a financial success either. Handful of movies, all his TV shows were cancelled after a season or two, never had that big breakout character like Eddie Murphy, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, etc. Heavily respected by his peers, but still doing cameos for some pocket cash. Then Netflix comes around throwing money at everyone, paying handsomely for comedy specials, and he hustles and comes up with a fresh routine to fulfill his contract while his body withers away. Doesn't even live to see it released.

You compare this to Patrick, who wants the money so he can buy more prezzies for himself. Then lie online and tell everyone all the money comes from his book sales because he's a very very successful author.
Going back to the norm tweet he had this to say
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And who could forget this one
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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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Going back to the norm tweet he had this to say
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And who could forget this one
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I’ve closely followed him for years and he’s never once made me laugh, not once. I’m not disingenuous either because Joe Cumia made me laugh when he replied to me once.

I was demanding he play me wonderwall for a tip over text and he replied “sure, this one goes out to the weird guy at the back drinking Shirley temples on his own”

Really funny reply. Pat hasn’t said anything funny ever, even when he’s desperately trying.
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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Pat being on the hook for $100k+ in legal fees would destroy all our ribs.
I'll go back to the way I was the day he lost the lolsuit and also the day he paid Quasi, laughing randomly for no reason like Joaquin Phoenix. This fat faggot finally became the comedy genius he always imagined himself to be, by accident, doing prop comedy with his life, money and time.
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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Wasn't Norm too sick to do his last Netflix special in front of a crowd, so he just filmed it in his home? But still got that sweet Netflix money to help his kid like Walt in Breaking Bad before succumbing to the disease?

Yeah Patrick definitely deserves a sizable cut of that so he can buy more Mustangs and take more 2-week vacations.
So Mr Tomlinson I see here you are suing the estate of one Norman Gene Macdonald, now deceased and in your filing you state the reason as: Mr. Macdonald existed, was not funny, had fans, those fans did not like you insulting Mr. Macdonald on what you refer to here as 'Nazi Hero Elon Musk's Propaganda Platform' and then proceeded to bully you, a grown man for being overweight and homosexual.

You have included several sworn statements from experts in bodyshaming and fatphobia here claiming that you are not an unhealthy weight and your hairline has remained stable in its position on your head since high school. Also included is a sworn statement from your wife stating your genitals do not resemble a faucet in any way and are the largest she has seen in person on a quote "Caucasian penis haver".

Do I have everything right so far? Mr Tomlinson? Bailiff please instruct Mr Tomlinson to pay attention to this hearing and to cease pointing at people in the back of the room and screaming "stlakers! They're all stlakers!"
 

quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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Rick and his ilk doesn’t understand that you can’t just bluff your way out of this. How many of his orbiters have said they were going to take the forum down, doxx us and bring our lives to ruin? When the bluff gets called cause they’re all delusional losers like Rick, they pretend like nothing happened or in the case of Jackie (like Rick) she doubles and triples down. Didn’t this new faggot McNett claim we were fucking with the wrong person? Oh yeah he’s a feckless faggot too.

If law enforcement really thought that anyone from the forums was behind this, they probably would have been caught or at the very least those that have been doxxed reached out for questioning. I’m sure there are LEO and Fed lurkers and ones with accounts here. They know no one here swatted him, but more importantly that we’re still hilarious!
I've never once been contacted in any way by any law enforcement. If the excuse is because I'm anonymous:
  1. I'm really not I had to sign documents (under seal) which means they could be subpoenaed
  2. I had like 10 different attorneys, none of them were ever contacted
they're just building a 6 year rico case I guess...
 

quasi101

the $83,736.99 fugitive
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His case can't go to either supreme court
it's federal so it wouldn't go to state supreme court. It could in some weird universe potentially go to the Us supreme court though. So can state cases under a writ of certiorari and some other rare instances. I think this is the way the two types of appeals go in most cases
  • Federal system: District Court → Circuit Court of Appeals → U.S. Supreme Court.
  • State system: Trial Court → Appellate Court → State Supreme Court.

not a lawyer
 
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it's federal so it wouldn't go to state supreme court. It could in some weird universe potentially go to the Us supreme court though. So can state cases under a writ of certiorari and some other rare instances. I think this is the way the two types of appeals go in most cases
  • Federal system: District Court → Circuit Court of Appeals → U.S. Supreme Court.
  • State system: Trial Court → Appellate Court → State Supreme Court.

not a lawyer
Ianal, you can't appeal directly to us supreme but need a writ no matter which system. (I think exceptions are state v state, some military stuff, and???)

The writ is only granted for unsettled constitutional or federal law issue (i.e., conflicting opinions in different federal circuits, eg.) As far as I can tell, no such conflict occurs here, nor is it some novel issue. But I didn't read anything.

How the hell should I know? Ask your dad.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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it's federal so it wouldn't go to state supreme court. It could in some weird universe potentially go to the Us supreme court though. So can state cases under a writ of certiorari and some other rare instances. I think this is the way the two types of appeals go in most cases
  • Federal system: District Court → Circuit Court of Appeals → U.S. Supreme Court.
  • State system: Trial Court → Appellate Court → State Supreme Court.

not a lawyer

This is going all the way to the international court of justice. Enjoy prison.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I’ll have to look it up, I think he said it when one of his ballwashers said he should go after Norm for “encouraging” this brand of terrorism. One of his “that avenue has been discussed” type responses. Of course he’s claimed it’s all because of Norm but not at all because of Norm and because he’s such a freedom fighter or something stupid.
That doesn’t sound like Pat at all.
 

TorqueWheeler

An enormous amount of muscle.
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I’ve closely followed him for years and he’s never once made me laugh, not once. I’m not disingenuous either because Joe Cumia made me laugh when he replied to me once.

I was demanding he play me wonderwall for a tip over text and he replied “sure, this one goes out to the weird guy at the back drinking Shirley temples on his own”

Really funny reply. Pat hasn’t said anything funny ever, even when he’s desperately trying.
The more he tries the less funny he is. It’s almost impressive.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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The more he tries the less funny he is. It’s almost impressive.
He said one unintentionally funny thing that time. Don't thank or something the trolls (Keith or nick or whatever) or felons or something. His stand up admitting he was a cuck was pretty funny but not memorable. 6 years and I've only laughed at him, not with him.
 

Dog Eater

Paint Tin ASMR Enjoyer
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He said one unintentionally funny thing that time. Don't thank or something the trolls (Keith or nick or whatever) or felons or something. His stand up admitting he was a cuck was pretty funny but not memorable. 6 years and I've only laughed at him, not with him.
Someone once sent him a photo of a painting of a circle of turkish men fucking each other in the ass with the text 'SFWA Meeting' and Patrick responded with "Your family reunion stlaker" which was the only time he's made me laugh.
 
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