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From now on they should just send paramedics to check his BP and triglyceridesThe only thing the city left out was how dangerously overweight Patrick is.
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From now on they should just send paramedics to check his BP and triglyceridesThe only thing the city left out was how dangerously overweight Patrick is.
Please do the needful and brick him in the back of his headIt was an IRL buddy of mine who wanted to get in on pat posting, so I hooked him up. It was like dropping a fresh recruit into Hue City and giving him a pat on the back to "get in there." Poor guy didn't stand a chance.
"Better you than me."It was an IRL buddy of mine who wanted to get in on pat posting, so I hooked him up. It was like dropping a fresh recruit into Hue City and giving him a pat on the back to "get in there." Poor guy didn't stand a chance.
Anything they submit, even if it is not to be seen by the public, will be visible to Pat's lawyers at the very least, and most likely Pat himself.Is it possible they want it sealed because the cops also think Rick is swatting himself too?
Fat bald faggot *now in Outer Space(!)Not as bad a Schulman stopping that fat bald faggot from talking saying he was making the opponents argument for them.
Where is that chat bot thread? That one crushes the ribs.The city's response filing is pretty complete and damning. He has no precedent, no case, no standing of any kind to sue. It's an absurdity. The only reason a lawyer took it was to bilk this fat faggot out of money. One of two things will happen now. His lawyer will continue this as long as possible for billable hours or tell him to knock it off, spade, realizing that he got paid and now doesn't need to damage his rep and waste time on this dope he probably isn't going to get much more money out of.
No lawyer actually thought, "I get to tell the cops not to show up to 911 calls or else" was really going to work. Remember, his laywer chat post said he gets rejected by most lawyers as they just didnt understand how right Pat is about his very important case.
This one?Where is that chat bot thread? That one crushes the ribs.
The MPD filed their response to the Pigman's suit. They called him fat.Has something new happened? Why has this sticky been bumped so many times the past week? I’m too cool to read the last 10 pages. Thanks!
Is this new? Last I heard, he was threatening violence to anyone who showed up to his house, so Frank Hassel came by and told that faggot to shoot him with the pistol he didn't know what to do with, shot it in the air, and wound up catching charges for discharging a firearm within so many feet of a school zone while stinky Bigfoot scurried away unscathed.Anything they submit, even if it is not to be seen by the public, will be visible to Pat's lawyers at the very least, and most likely Pat himself.
I think the most likely explanation is that some of these reports contain the swatter's ever-evolving modus operandi, and they don't want people getting ideas. I was watching a clip of Boogie getting swatted, and the swatters are getting extremely creative in getting around the police department. In this instance, the swatter called a Domino's Pizza pretending to be a woman who was in fear for her life because of her boyfriend, and she called a pizza place instead of the cops because of how deadly the situation was and how he could basically off her at any minute. Definitely something I would never think of, and Boogie is a fucking retard for broadcasting it.
he did put his back out cutting a toenail, & need to wait to be rescued on the pissfloor, calling an ambulance for that reason would add insult to non-injury... so definitely don't do that either.From now on they should just send paramedics to check his BP and triglycerides
Yes. he does a lolcow podcast with Keemstar, and he was swatted live and made a big deal out of it and basically gave the swatter all the attention in the worldIs this new? Last I heard, he was threatening violence to anyone who showed up to his house, so Frank Hassel came by and told that faggot to shoot him with the pistol he didn't know what to do with, shot it in the air, and wound up catching charges for discharging a firearm within so many feet of a school zone while stinky Bigfoot scurried away unscathed.
I don't think Pat's been in a position to be picky.Pat hires the worst attorneys in the world.
The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.I think the law firm Lynne hired to deal with the amortization debacle was located in some rundown strip mall.
Sal Goodman business plan, without the brilliant legal results. Sounds par for the course. We of course know Pat is obsessed with fictional media. It makes sense he would hire attorneys because they remind him of Bob Odenkirks fictional lawyer character.I don't think Pat's been in a position to be picky.
Seems like the SFWA splurged in hiring Brinton thinking he would get results. Everything since then has been bottom of the barrel lawyers who are the only ones who would even think of taking these cases.
I think the law firm Lynne hired to deal with the amortization debacle was located in some rundown strip mall.
Lol that's right. Damn, I completely forgot he ghosted lawyers. What a complete retard.The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.
The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.
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