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Has something new happened? Why has this sticky been bumped so many times the past week? I’m too cool to read the last 10 pages. Thanks!
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The MPD filed their response to the Pigman's suit. They called him fat.Has something new happened? Why has this sticky been bumped so many times the past week? I’m too cool to read the last 10 pages. Thanks!
Is this new? Last I heard, he was threatening violence to anyone who showed up to his house, so Frank Hassel came by and told that faggot to shoot him with the pistol he didn't know what to do with, shot it in the air, and wound up catching charges for discharging a firearm within so many feet of a school zone while stinky Bigfoot scurried away unscathed.Anything they submit, even if it is not to be seen by the public, will be visible to Pat's lawyers at the very least, and most likely Pat himself.
I think the most likely explanation is that some of these reports contain the swatter's ever-evolving modus operandi, and they don't want people getting ideas. I was watching a clip of Boogie getting swatted, and the swatters are getting extremely creative in getting around the police department. In this instance, the swatter called a Domino's Pizza pretending to be a woman who was in fear for her life because of her boyfriend, and she called a pizza place instead of the cops because of how deadly the situation was and how he could basically off her at any minute. Definitely something I would never think of, and Boogie is a fucking retard for broadcasting it.
he did put his back out cutting a toenail, & need to wait to be rescued on the pissfloor, calling an ambulance for that reason would add insult to non-injury... so definitely don't do that either.From now on they should just send paramedics to check his BP and triglycerides
Yes. he does a lolcow podcast with Keemstar, and he was swatted live and made a big deal out of it and basically gave the swatter all the attention in the worldIs this new? Last I heard, he was threatening violence to anyone who showed up to his house, so Frank Hassel came by and told that faggot to shoot him with the pistol he didn't know what to do with, shot it in the air, and wound up catching charges for discharging a firearm within so many feet of a school zone while stinky Bigfoot scurried away unscathed.
I don't think Pat's been in a position to be picky.Pat hires the worst attorneys in the world.
The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.I think the law firm Lynne hired to deal with the amortization debacle was located in some rundown strip mall.
Sal Goodman business plan, without the brilliant legal results. Sounds par for the course. We of course know Pat is obsessed with fictional media. It makes sense he would hire attorneys because they remind him of Bob Odenkirks fictional lawyer character.I don't think Pat's been in a position to be picky.
Seems like the SFWA splurged in hiring Brinton thinking he would get results. Everything since then has been bottom of the barrel lawyers who are the only ones who would even think of taking these cases.
I think the law firm Lynne hired to deal with the amortization debacle was located in some rundown strip mall.
Lol that's right. Damn, I completely forgot he ghosted lawyers. What a complete retard.The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.
The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.
A bricked over window and doorway. Real class operation there.McCabe was from OFlaherty Law in Milwaukee, which is located in a converted residential address.
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A bricked over window and doorway. Real class operation there.
Yes. he does a lolcow podcast with Keemstar, and he was swatted live and made a big deal out of it and basically gave the swatter all the attention in the world
Her hair looked like a washed up Samoan pro wrestler left doing shit gigs on the indie circuit in a Bingo Hall in her one appearance.Member when Nicole Ways looked halfway fuckable in that one lolsuit appearance and then looked like a worn out dog in all the others? The whole lolsuit era of Patposting was PFG.
Boogie lied? No way!Boogie was recently fired from that podcast because he lied about having cancer
The strip mall lawyers were very effective from everything we saw. Communicated with Quasi’s pollack, tardwrangled Rick.The strip mall lawyers were for the contempt hearing. The amortization lawyers were (I believe) a team that Lynne had used for a previous legal matter, who Patrick and niki ended up completely ghosting.
That sounds correct.The amortization guy handled Niki’s first bankruptcy, right?
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