Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[SFWA liaison]

terrible numbers on bluesky

meh on X

Threads is his big platform now

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

I actually figured the set to weigh around 50lbs at .20/lbs. That's why I think it'll fetch around $10

He's probably keeping the umbrella for himself so knock a few pounds off but I guess 50lbs sounds about right.

 

[Not-a-nasty-street-shitte]

Pests are funny and clever. This ad is something a functional retard like him would do.

 

[BUBBLER]

Idk Pat, accusing a random person of committing a crime doesn't seem like it would be helpful in getting your shitty furniture back.

This guy looks retarded enough Pat won't believe if he texts him back

 

[BUBBLER]

same footwear as the vandal
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It's the guy who actually murdered Bernell!

 

[BudDickman]

It's odd that he's willing to put a sign in front of his house announcing the number of days since the last SWATing attempt as a way to convince the MPD to change their behavior, but he can't be bothered to put a sign on his patio furniture to deter people from taking the set away. I guess that's 1.7 GPA logic for you.

He feels less victimized by the SWATTings, since he's ordering them himself.

 

[DougOutDoug]

He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

 

[Dog Eater]

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He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

‘disbursed’ I swear he’s getting dumber.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

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He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

I think what he's trying to do is get the facebook group to be his personal neighborhood watch. Why else would you spread your story to your neighbors about a problem entirely unique to you? I'm sure they'll be entirely sympathetic and supportive of their mentally ill neighbor.

 

[DanFielding]

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He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

I thought we all live in Milwaukee.

 

[Guest]

That Crusty old stewardess is dumber than him yet will always defend him. It’s strange.

She wants to fuck him. When he talks about being buried in strange this is what he is referring to.

 

[firstimelongtime]

‘disbursed’ I swear he’s getting dumber.

Professional author, lads.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Little late!? This was recommended back in June!

I love the way he didn't correct the first guy on the "over militarized SWAT teams." As if they're surrounding the hovel with APC's and setting up gun turrets. He is such a histrionic, deceptive faggot.

 

[Farmer Brown]

Bad idea Tim!

"You know what to do, @SpaceEdge ... you know what to do "

Ericthemidget jpeg

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Seething so hard he forgot to correct the record on them not downsizing this time.

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BRING BACK OUR PATIO FURNITURE! - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad is FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstalking criminal to trick Craigslist users into committing theft against our home. RETURN OUR PATIO FURNITURE IMMEDIATELY. YOU HAVE BEEN...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

EDIT: https://archive.is/ijCaA

"Tell me you're poor without telling me..."

Pat, your stuff was fucking junk. Just use it as a chance to get something less embarrassing that isn't so easily stolen this time and DON'T post about it on social media to try and flex on your loser followers.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Classic pat. Can’t be kind or anything.

Launches right into a DEMAND, followed by a threat.

Can’t wait for him to call the cops he’s suing. Lyndon is gonna laugh his ass off.

So true. If I was the guy who took it and I read that I'd just think "Oh yeah? Fuck off, faggot."

 

[JebJoh]

I thought we all live in Milwaukee.

I live 3 blocks from him, never saw him but I know the house. Is he really as dangerous as people say? I'd gladly park by his house and monitor him if any of you are feeling threatened

 

[Lard Glug]

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He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

Odd. Usually he seems so grounded.

 

[Lunkhead]

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He sounds like a complete lunatic here.

You just know he got a nice dopamine hit from that fruity little "Rising contributor" tag on his posts. Comes with a star sticker and everything for special boy Pat! Meanwhile his "contributions" are bothering everyone in his area about problems in his dysfunctional life and making his neighbors uneasy about living so close to such a histrionic windbag. How about you quit worrying about porch pirates and terroristic mulch deliveries and try being a "rising contributor" to your daughter's life, Ricky?

 

[SFWA liaison]

would be funny if Pat got this story on the local news and prompted entrepreneurial Milwaukee nigs to start posting CL ads of things they want to steal so they have reasonable doubt.

Realistically they don't need to, and already steal whatever they want.