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Hey, that sounds like the guy who stole Mel Karzistan's Adirondack chairs!Uhhhhnnnnn yes this is the patio furniture fuchitive
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Hey, that sounds like the guy who stole Mel Karzistan's Adirondack chairs!Uhhhhnnnnn yes this is the patio furniture fuchitive
Wow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.Somebody priced it to just shy of a grand but I don't remember if they were talking prefab panels or what.
He's also too stupid and incompetent to do it properly. Not that it's very complicated but stillWow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.
You're talking about a guy that hired Mexicans to carry exercise equipment up stairs and repaired steps with a dremel tool. Big Nik and her softball team would be more capable of such a projectWow, you're right. I assumed lumber was more expensive right now. I checked Lowe's using a Milwaukee location and 6'x8' panels are $67 and the posts are only $12 apiece. Even if he needed 15 panels and 16 posts that's only $1,200. Toss in those stainless steel exterior screws for the panels and the post hole cement and he's still under $1,500. Poverty pig can't afford it.
scountrolls is such a ballless insult, lacking in mirth or oomph. Faggot.is Eric low key taunting him with the backwards fence meme?
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he can't put up a sign because the airbnb guests can't know his "terrorist victim" LARP
You aren't impressed with mr. mensa's clever portmanteau? Nyehehehescountrolls is such a ballless insult, lacking in mirth or oomph. Faggot.
I'm pretty sure it's the Dominic franchetti types that have a tough time in prison
That's how you know he's not keeping or selling the furniture. He's clearly just scrapping the metal for $10-$15The parasol base by its lonesome must be the funniest image on the Forums all year.
That will just go as low quality steel at roughly 20¢/lb if he's lucky. More likely 15¢/lb. He'll make a few bucks.That's how you know he's not keeping or selling the furniture. He's clearly just scrapping the metal for $10-$15
I actually figured the set to weigh around 50lbs at .20/lbs. That's why I think it'll fetch around $10That will just go as low quality steel at roughly 20¢/lb if he's lucky. More likely 15¢/lb. He'll make a few bucks.
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