Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[Professor Rape]

His name was Officer Gimbel, lmao. That's such a douchebag security guard name.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Many rent-a-cops have failed the test to be real cops, so these are their careers instead, and they're angry about it. Don't do what Freddy did by antagonizing them. They will snap because they shouldn't have a policing job in the first place.

I have a cousin who wanted to be a cop but didn’t pursue it or couldn’t pass the test or something and I could see him doing this at the drop of a hat because he’s a fucking psycho.

 

[stealthygeek]

The only rent-a-cop I've ever known of in real life ended up blowing his brains out in his pickup with his work gun after he got fired.

Nature is healing.

 

[kingship75]

The only rent-a-cop I've ever known of in real life ended up blowing his brains out in his pickup with his work gun after he got fired.

Nature is healing.

Work didn’t want their gun back?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

But what happens if he gets shot up by a rent-a-cop like this other poor bastard did?

Nothing of value lost there

Meanwhile the cop who emptied a magazine into the back of a shoplifter in a wheelchair is a free man.

Depends, was he dutch?

 

[TheNanaDook]

Work didn’t want their gun back?

Well, not now