Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[The Talking Dead]

My reddit contact offered Rick some condolences. He was a little rude about it

 

[Hudson]

I noticed he changed "This is why your life is over, stlaker. Enjoy prison" to "Your life ended here, stlaker, enjoy prison."

Rick's getting lazier. What's next? "Life over, enjoy prison"?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I noticed he changed "This is why your life is over, stlaker. Enjoy prison" to "Your life ended here, stlaker, enjoy prison."

Rick's getting lazier. What's next? "Life over, enjoy prison"?

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Can we get some drones in to see if he's stubbornly refused to move it yet?

Sir, we are not Anthony Cumia and Patrick's shitty patio area is not a middle school.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Inside source tells me that Pat‘s grill is now up on craigslist

 

[TheNanaDook]

Inside source tells me that Pat‘s grill is now up on craigslist

That’s an object that provides him with food. Shit just got real. Prepare for a late night of childing and prison-ing

 

[Imager]

What's really hilarious is that Patrick can't really call the cops to help him. I mean he can but they'll just take their report and shit on it because he's suing them.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

What's really hilarious is that Patrick can't really call the cops to help him. I mean he can but they'll just take their report and shit on it because he's suing them.

They probably think its hilarious.

 

[firstimelongtime]

They probably think its hilarious.

They'll probably take it and grill some brats behind the precinct.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

They'll probably take it and grill some brats behind the precinct.

Felony pot luck stlaker

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

It’s got to be negative 2 degrees in Milwaukee right now. Who is possibly looking for a grill at this time? Save this bit for spring.

 

[TheNanaDook]

It’s got to be negative 2 degrees in Milwaukee right now. Who is possibly looking for a grill at this time? Save this bit for spring.

Fat Wisconsin-ites

 

[Hudson]

Free and price is negotiable?

Looks like the ad is gone.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

It’s got to be negative 2 degrees in Milwaukee right now. Who is possibly looking for a grill at this time? Save this bit for spring.

Scrap haulers

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Still think Pat just needs to get some discarded wood pallets and make his own second better set of patio furniture.

 

[Meade Skelton]

Still think Pat just needs to get some discarded wood pallets and make his own second better set of patio furniture.

But what happens if he gets shot up by a rent-a-cop like this other poor bastard did?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

But what happens if he gets shot up by a rent-a-cop like this other poor bastard did?

I'm glad that guy is a bitch now after watching the whole thing.

 

[Dog Eater]

I'm glad that guy is a bitch now after watching the whole thing.

Meanwhile the cop who emptied a magazine into the back of a shoplifter in a wheelchair is a free man.

 

[Professor Rape]

But what happens if he gets shot up by a rent-a-cop like this other poor bastard did?

Holy fucking shit. That woman's screams were horrible. I don't care if that rent-a-cop is already in prison, I hope he gets fucking raped and stabbed every day for the rest of his long, miserable life. Cocksucking faggot.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Holy fucking shit. That woman's screams were horrible. I don't care if that rent-a-cop is already in prison, I hope he gets fucking raped and stabbed every day for the rest of his long, miserable life. Cocksucking faggot.

Many rent-a-cops have failed the test to be real cops, so these are their careers instead, and they're angry about it. Don't do what Freddy did by antagonizing them. They will snap because they shouldn't have a policing job in the first place.