Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[T-t-t-Terry!]

So you can't see the giant legal loophole I am talking about? Are you a real lawyer?

Your example has people conspiring to commit the crime, dummy.

 

[JebJoh]

Your example has people conspiring to commit the crime, dummy.

Prove it stupid. This is why nobody has any respect for you, you're stupid and have no idea how logic works

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Prove it stupid. This is why nobody has any respect for you, you're stupid and have no idea how logic works

Oh sorry I forget that you need people to tell you how to think. That's a hard way to live.

 

[The Sue Deal]

RETURN OUR PATIO FURNITURE IMMEDIATELY.

 

[JebJoh]

Oh sorry I forget that you need people to tell you how to think. That's a hard way to live.

See what I mean? You just repeat shit, you can't understand adult conversation. You are still in a brainwashed haze from your 1st grade communion learnings. THis is why you are so easily brainwashed and so ill informed. You have entered the NoBacon zone of ignorance.

 

[JebJoh]

RETURN OUR PATIO FURNITURE IMMEDIATELY.

eh, I'd rather throw it out ... you come get it from my garbage

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

See what I mean? You just repeat shit, you can't understand adult conversation. You are still in a brainwashed haze from your 1st grade communion learnings. THis is why you are so easily brainwashed and so ill informed. You have entered the NoBacon zone of ignorance.

Here's you: "why can't I just commit a crime and get away with it"
Everyone else: "Because you know you're committing the crime"
You (retard): "But why is that illegal??? I need daddy government to explain everything to me"

 

[JebJoh]

Here's you: "why can't I just commit a crime and get away with it"
Everyone else: "Because you know you're committing the crime"
You (retard): "But why is that illegal??? I need daddy government to explain everything to me"

Like I said, you are a fucking moron. Nobody takes you seriously unless you are pretending to care about jesus or some nonsense. We both know you have no education, we both know you are a midget and everyone knows you are stupid. How about you leave the legal conversation to people who might understand the law?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Losing the patio furniture is going to hurt Pig's airbnb gig. Where will future guests sit to enjoy the alley with its vast array of dumpsters and the occasional transient nigger?

 

[JebJoh]

Losing the patio furniture is going to hurt Pig's airbnb gig. Where will future guests sit to enjoy the alley with its vast array of dumpsters and the occasional transient nigger?

The could save money and just pitch a tent by the dump

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So you can't see the giant legal loophole I am talking about? Are you a real lawyer?

No. I don't see the giant legal loophole you're talking about. I'll try to be clearer:

• Placing a fake Craigslist ad to get people to take the belongings of others is a crime. You're committing fraud and conspiracy
• In your example about your neighbor's lawnmower, you are placing the ad and you are responding to the ad that you know to be fake. That's the crime. Fraud and conspiracy and theft
• Your bicycle example: "If I see a bicycle I like someone can post a Craig’s list ad and I can use that as my defense?" Who is placing the ad? You? Are you telling a friend to place it? Either way, you know the ad is fake and was placed with the intent of stealing the bike. That's a crime. Same as above
• Your rape example is ridiculous because you're committing rape. The Craigslist part is irrelevant because you're raping someone (which is a crime)

I don't understand what you're trying to say here. These random people saw a Craigslist ad for free patio furniture. They responded to it (assuming it was real; not sure if they intetacted with someone pretending to be Pat or not) and took the free patio furniture. What crime have they committed?

 

[Hoolies]

RETURN OUR PATIO FURNITURE IMMEDIATELY.

My little chairsies are gone, man… My precious parasol!

 

[cliveowen]

So you can't see the giant legal loophole I am talking about? Are you a real lawyer?

This exact scenario has happened. A guy posed as his ex girlfriend and posted an ad saying she had a rape fantasy. Some guy fell for the ad and snuck into her house and raped her. Both the ex boyfriend and "rapist" got 60 years.

Craigslist rapist says he was misled about right to appeal - UPI.com

A man who pleaded guilty to a 2009 rape spawned on Craigslist has asked a Wyoming court for the right to appeal his decision.

www.upi.com

 

[Meade Skelton]

Did anyone think to check inside the big green dumpster next door?

 

[StlakerFatti]

Did anyone think to check inside the big green dumpster next door?

or his attic, or his basement?

FAKE

 

[TorqueWheeler]

There must be a flaw in your theory. If I see a bicycle I like someone can post a Craig’s list ad and I can use that as my defense? What if someone posted a “rape my girlfriend” ad? This seems to be a wet dream of a loophole for psychopaths.

In pats case his garbage is worthless anyway, I’ve seen nicer furniture on the curb for the garbage truck. Nobody will face consequences for that reason.

"Burden of proof" dude. You would have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that the person who took the item being advertised knew it was a scam and intentionally took it anyway. As long as they're not breaking the law in the first place (as in your crafty rape idea) they don't need to prove their innocence.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is fake.
No way Pat writes "please".

In the first one that got taken down there wasn't a please anywhere to be found. Pat definitely wrote that one.

 

[quasi101]

Hahaha die fat about it

 

[Dog Eater]

Hahaha die fat about it

Rick the guy you had to pay $83,000 to is laughing about your furniture being stolen. HOW DOES THAT FEEL FUCKER?

 

[AliceWorquer]

So if I want to steal my neighbor’s lawn mower I can just post an ad for a free lawnmower on Craig’s list first and they can’t arrest me for possession of stolen property? Why haven’t more thieves thought of this. I’m thinking of picking up some free gold from my local pawn shshop.

This is the thought process for every retard who gets caught doing some kind of idiotic scam they assumed would work.

"Noooo child. It will work because ive found a loophole."