Rick's patio furniture has been liberated

[Niggerotchi]

There has to be some zoomer discord fucking with him. This is straight out of the play book of some of these types of groups. Calling scrappers, free Ads on Craigslist/Facebook etc.

Kiwifarms adjacent at best. A troll that goes by "Marty" does this to a specific loser. Scrappers, grinder fags, Craigslist ads, etc. Highly unethical shit but incredibly hilarious when it pans out.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

No, stlaker.

No child, it is vintage and worth several hundred dollars.

 

[Petworth dude]

If the patio furniture set is really gone for good, this would be an excellent opportunity for Dan Mullen to gift Pat a second, better patio set.

 

[JebJoh]

You aren't in possession of stolen property until you knowingly posses it. Until then you lack the mens rea to have broken the law. The person who took the chairs acted in good faith if they haven't seen his ad they've done nothing wrong. So if they see it and see his attitude I'd deny seeing it and go about my business since he's an asshole the burden of proof lies on him, not the guy who has the chairs. Pat is fucked in this case. He needs good will here not tough guy bull shit, but he can't muster any,

There must be a flaw in your theory. If I see a bicycle I like someone can post a Craig’s list ad and I can use that as my defense? What if someone posted a “rape my girlfriend” ad? This seems to be a wet dream of a loophole for psychopaths.

In pats case his garbage is worthless anyway, I’ve seen nicer furniture on the curb for the garbage truck. Nobody will face consequences for that reason.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He'd be better off calling the scrap dealers in his area and asking if they remember seeing it. I worked at a scrap place for a while and there's a chance it sat there for a day or two before somebody threw it into a bin. It was in decent enough condition that one of the workers or the boss might have set it aside to try to resell it as is or whatever.

Quick, make a Craigslist ad of a guy trying to resell Rick's furniture

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

So if I want to steal my neighbor’s lawn mower I can just post an ad for a free lawnmower on Craig’s list first and they can’t arrest me for possession of stolen property? Why haven’t more thieves thought of this. I’m thinking of picking up some free gold from my local pawn shop.

I'll repost what I said and bold the part that you apparently didn't read:

Also when he said "you have unknowingly committed a crime" as a scare tactic. They haven't committed a crime. They responded to a Craigslist ad. The person putting up the ad committed a crime, but the person picking the furniture up didn't do anything wrong.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

There must be a flaw in your theory. If I see a bicycle I like someone can post a Craig’s list ad and I can use that as my defense? What if someone posted a “rape my girlfriend” ad? This seems to be a wet dream of a loophole for psychopaths.

Who is this "someone" posting the Craigslist ad for the bicycle? You? A friend that you told to post the ad? If so, that's the crime. Also for the "rape my girlfriend" ad the crime is rape. You're raping someone. That's the crime.

The people who took Pat's patio furniture didn't commit a crime. It's not even "possession of stolen property" because it wasn't stolen. They saw a Craigslist ad and responded to it. If that's a crime then no one would use Craigslist for fear that the cops could bust down their door and arrest them if the ad turned out to be fake.

 

[Turry Fawks]

There must be a flaw in your theory. If I see a bicycle I like someone can post a Craig’s list ad and I can use that as my defense?

Conspiracy to commit a crime is a crime dude. Batting 100 over here

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

What if someone posted a “rape my girlfriend” ad? This seems to be a wet dream of a loophole for psychopaths.

Good question!

When I think about legal loopholes, my mind also immediately turns to thought experiments on how I could commit rape and get away with it!

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Who is this "someone" posting the Craigslist ad for the bicycle? You? A friend that you told to post the ad? If so, that's the crime. Also for the "rape my girlfriend" ad the crime is rape. You're raping someone. That's the crime.

The people who took Pat's patio furniture didn't commit a crime. It's not even "possession of stolen property" because it wasn't stolen. They saw a Craigslist ad and responded to it. If that's a crime then no one would use Craigslist for fear that the cops could bust down their door and arrest them if the ad turned out to be fake.

Exactly, if a guy is running with sirens blaring and sweating and hands you a Rolex, you may realize it is stolen and thus be culpable in the eyes of the law. In this case the guy had no reason to suspect any wrong doing. The items aren't excessively valuable nor unique. It's akin to akin to accusing a person of taking an item from the roadside of theft.

 

[firstimelongtime]

No child, it is vintage and worth several hundred dollars.

A “future classic” and very highly in demand.

 

[safka15]

He's still responding to Craigslist emails as of 10 minutes ago even though the ad is flagged.

[email protected]

FAKE AD! PLEASE RETURN OUR PATIO FURNITURE! - free stuff - craigslist

The attached ad from yesterday morning was FRAUDULENT. It was created by a cyberstalking criminal to trick Craigslist users into committing theft against our home. We are not moving. Our furniture...

milwaukee.craigslist.org

This is fake.
No way Pat writes "please".

 

[RickReternal]

 

[Turry Fawks]

This is fake.
No way Pat writes "please".

I think it's Niki. Victim Pat knows they're more valuable to him if they don't come back.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Who is this "someone" posting the Craigslist ad for the bicycle? You? A friend that you told to post the ad? If so, that's the crime. Also for the "rape my girlfriend" ad the crime is rape. You're raping someone. That's the crime.

The people who took Pat's patio furniture didn't commit a crime. It's not even "possession of stolen property" because it wasn't stolen. They saw a Craigslist ad and responded to it. If that's a crime then no one would use Craigslist for fear that the cops could bust down their door and arrest them if the ad turned out to be fake.

Oh Jesus Christ cmon don't be a fucking bleeding heart anti-rapist

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Oi noi

 

[Confused White Kid]

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It took the rascal longer to make this post than it will Rick to run to his window to confirm the chairs are still there. Which makes this a perfect bit.

10/10

 

[Stent]

What if someone replaced them with a tiny set of patio furniture? He wakes up the next afternoon to find there's a perfect miniature replica of his furniture sitting out there.

 

[JebJoh]

I'll repost what I said and bold the part that you apparently didn't read:

So you can't see the giant legal loophole I am talking about? Are you a real lawyer?

 

[JebJoh]

What if someone replaced them with a tiny set of patio furniture? He wakes up the next afternoon to find there's a perfect miniature replica of his furniture sitting out there.

Seems like a lot of work, but if you have a sewing machine or a barbie dream house, I'll help