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How does this never get old?
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Because he cries.How does this never get old?
Most people know him as a political firebrand on TwitterI listen to this now when I need a laugh and it's funny that not only does he refer to himself as Patrick S. Tomlinson, he really thinks everyone does. When he's telling them the story about Hooligans he tells the cops that some rascals apparently saw a news report and told the police that "I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson running down the alley away from the fire". Imagine being a complete nobody and have that much inflated self-importance that you think everyone is going to refer to you using your full name, including middle initial. I don't think I call anyone by their full name and I probably never will.
I noticed this too - I believe even that news segment only calls him “Patrick Tomlinson.”I listen to this now when I need a laugh and it's funny that not only does he refer to himself as Patrick S. Tomlinson, he really thinks everyone does. When he's telling them the story about Hooligans he tells the cops that some rascals apparently saw a news report and told the police that "I saw Patrick S. Tomlinson running down the alley away from the fire". Imagine being a complete nobody and have that much inflated self-importance that you think everyone is going to refer to you using your full name, including middle initial. I don't think I call anyone by their full name and I probably never will.
I just listened to it again, and you're correct; both the audio and the caption do it.I noticed this too - I believe even that news segment only calls him “Patrick Tomlinson.”
No, child. My blood alcohol level is well within the legal limit. Not drunk by any medical standard. Felony BAC check, officer atalker."Never put me in cuffs again, fucking idiots"
His inevitable DUI will be fun
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