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Rick Meltdown Audio

Jenna

very demure very cutesy very mindful very modest
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Please. I'm just like you. For a start, I personally believe that Patrick Thompson is a (checks notes) nigger, and (squinting) a faggot also. Ribs, one and all!

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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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I used to go to bars every night, but I would try to avoid hitting up the same place too much to not become a weird regular. Pat is the ultimate regular. If he's not there on a Monday, everyone's like "where's Pat?"

I was like that too at some point then I realised they knew and expected me and I was spending my money to hang out with people paid to serve me… the embarrassment finally hit.

I can’t imagine doing that in my late 40s like Pig.
 

Patrick O'Neal

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I'd be genuinly curious to know what the people in Hooligans think of him.

I'm assuming he's ten times more of an asshole on Twitter. And I'd imagine he doesn't do the tough guy act irl. I mean he's a massive show-off sure, and he'd be really insufferable if he got onto politics. Pretty much any news story or current event and he'd start bloviating about Trump. And, he wouldn't really be interested in talking to you unless you were black or gay at the very least.

You know what, he would still be a massive cunt. I don't know what I was thinking. :rolleyes:
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I have a feeling he doesn’t drink that much at hooligans, prob only 15-20 bucks tops per visit. But of course he posts up for hours ordering water / soda / coffee / tea with free refills. He starts drinking heavy once he’s home at night which explains why the later it gets the weirder his tweets.

He has nowhere to be, no job and no friends so he believes he NEEDS to be there because he’s such a special regular and the staff can’t wait to see rick.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
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I have a feeling he doesn’t drink that much at hooligans, prob only 15-20 bucks tops per visit. But of course he posts up for hours ordering water / soda / coffee / tea with free refills. He starts drinking heavy once he’s home at night which explains why the later it gets the weirder his tweets.
I've never believed pat is as big of a drinker as he lets on.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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I've never believed pat is as big of a drinker as he lets on.
Same here, I think 2 beers at the most and he nurses them. Rest is whatever is free refills. I remember he once posted his receipt from a Packers sunday and it was like 20 bucks.

Pat sees going to Hooligans as not to drink but it’s part of his personality to be there. In his mind he’s a quirky sitcom character that WRITES at the Bar! Whoa! How unique! Not realizing he’s just a creepy regular that they can’t stand because he posts up at the bar (prime location) and barely spends 20 bucks while sitting there for hours. He has them plug in his laptop for a reason, he’s staying for a while.
 
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