Rick Meltdown Audio

NoBaconEggCheese

The Lizard King
I used to go to bars every night, but I would try to avoid hitting up the same place too much to not become a weird regular. Pat is the ultimate regular. If he's not there on a Monday, everyone's like "where's Pat?"

I was like that too at some point then I realised they knew and expected me and I was spending my money to hang out with people paid to serve me… the embarrassment finally hit.

I can’t imagine doing that in my late 40s like Pig.
 

Patrick O'Neal

He/They
I'd be genuinly curious to know what the people in Hooligans think of him.

I'm assuming he's ten times more of an asshole on Twitter. And I'd imagine he doesn't do the tough guy act irl. I mean he's a massive show-off sure, and he'd be really insufferable if he got onto politics. Pretty much any news story or current event and he'd start bloviating about Trump. And, he wouldn't really be interested in talking to you unless you were black or gay at the very least.

You know what, he would still be a massive cunt. I don't know what I was thinking. :rolleyes:
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I have a feeling he doesn’t drink that much at hooligans, prob only 15-20 bucks tops per visit. But of course he posts up for hours ordering water / soda / coffee / tea with free refills. He starts drinking heavy once he’s home at night which explains why the later it gets the weirder his tweets.

He has nowhere to be, no job and no friends so he believes he NEEDS to be there because he’s such a special regular and the staff can’t wait to see rick.
 

TheRevAlJolson

Blackface Killah
I have a feeling he doesn’t drink that much at hooligans, prob only 15-20 bucks tops per visit. But of course he posts up for hours ordering water / soda / coffee / tea with free refills. He starts drinking heavy once he’s home at night which explains why the later it gets the weirder his tweets.
I've never believed pat is as big of a drinker as he lets on.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I've never believed pat is as big of a drinker as he lets on.
Same here, I think 2 beers at the most and he nurses them. Rest is whatever is free refills. I remember he once posted his receipt from a Packers sunday and it was like 20 bucks.

Pat sees going to Hooligans as not to drink but it’s part of his personality to be there. In his mind he’s a quirky sitcom character that WRITES at the Bar! Whoa! How unique! Not realizing he’s just a creepy regular that they can’t stand because he posts up at the bar (prime location) and barely spends 20 bucks while sitting there for hours. He has them plug in his laptop for a reason, he’s staying for a while.
 
Same here, I think 2 beers at the most and he nurses them. Rest is whatever is free refills. I remember he once posted his receipt from a Packers sunday and it was like 20 bucks.

Pat sees going to Hooligans as not to drink but it’s part of his personality to be there. In his mind he’s a quirky sitcom character that WRITES at the Bar! Whoa! How unique! Not realizing he’s just a creepy regular that they can’t stand because he posts up at the bar (prime location) and barely spends 20 bucks while sitting there for hours. He has them plug in his laptop for a reason, he’s staying for a while.
His fantasy is a plaque that memorializes the barstool from which his masterworks were birthed. Hard drinking, devil may care author who produced gold despite his alcoholism and hard knock life.
 

TorqueWheeler

DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!
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He's still going on about this guy. Rick, he clearly wasn't advocating you shooting cops with an AR15. He's just saying shit b crazy out there so arming yourself is important, which is something you as a gun owner agree with, retard. All it takes is hearing the buzzworthy "AR-15" to set off Pat's NPC programming.
God forbid anyone following him thinks Conservative Pat is actually conservative and unfollows. MusT. CorrecT. Record!
His response to that guy is so cunty and unwarranted it's infuriating. I'm so mad the jocks at his high school didn't beat him into a coma.

The thought of the abuse someone like Pat would have received in my high school is probably enough for me to jerk off to.
 

TorqueFerguson

It's a funny name.

It's probably been discussed but he probably thinks he's "better" than all the manly AR-15 owners because he has those dumb bullpup guns. Just like he rides that stupid Triumph because he thinks he's embarrassing and infuriating Harley owners. It's so obvious, like he always says "every accusation an admission". It's one of the few times he's right. He's talking about himself and he thinks everyone is that way.
 

GloryHoleTorqueH

I only trigger at the range, Scooter.
Yeah. We’re the only people that know about pig. The only people who could have possibly done it is someone who would admit to it, AND also be a poster here. Definitely couldn’t be a lurker or some crazy guy from twitter.

Rick is known WAY more than all those people you named at this point. Nobody knows who the fuck Andy Cumia is unless you start talking about Opie. We’re the only people who know about any of them.

Don't forget record of his first faggy cries of victim hood and false evidence started when he was a little fat child who stole an ace bandage by smuggling it out his butt hole at a doctors check up.

He would later wrap his arm up and squeal, whine, and cry to any teacher/adult that bullies broke his shoulder because he outsmarted them.
But he also fought off all 10 of them by himself and got the final punch because his dad sucked cowboy dick an tought him and his brother how to shoot
 

covidcumia

The Dutch are FAGS!!!
His fantasy is a plaque that memorializes the barstool from which his masterworks were birthed. Hard drinking, devil may care author who produced gold despite his alcoholism and hard knock life.
The Patrick S Tomlinson author tour where 22nd century students visit the haunts and locales of the famed author of Hush, required reading in the People's Republic of America schools. They see where he fell charging nazi lines in the War of Black Trans liberation, and on April 18th the whole nation of brown people pause to remember this talented saints birth on a humble farm and his struggles against nazi terrorists.
 
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