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Rick Meltdown Audio

Slackjawed Cow

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Harry Kilmer said:
Patposting helped me tremendously in life. I have so many Pat tendencies - ADHD, self-centered thinking, impulsive, blah blah blah. I got more out of one year of Pat than I did like 5 years of therapy. He gives an external, exaggerated mirror of our worst tendencies.


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Quite a few rascals made life changes after watching pat. Some started dieting, running, stop/cutback drinking, and even try to be a better parent.
 
Slackjawed Cow

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I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Null transcribed the audio.

Pat seems to think it doesn't exit. Perhaps this will refresh his memory.


Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth!You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).
 
Jims_Maroon_Pants

Jims_Maroon_Pants

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Hudson said:
Null transcribed the audio.

Pat seems to think it doesn't exit. Perhaps this will refresh his memory.


Police: Hang on, hang on.
Police: indistinct

Patrick: indistinct
Patrick: Now, nope.. Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!
Patrick: Thank you, fucking assholes.

Police: indistinct
Patrick: You.. no! Have you ... You'd be angry ... you don't fucking care ... No, you're not going to tell me ... No, you're not going to tell me anything! I know way more than you!

Police: Sir.
Patrick: Do you want to know the story? ... Awesome! It's... awesome! ... questions ... awesome! Wonderful! This is great!

Police: Is this a past relationship?
Patrick: No, it isn't an ex-girlfriend! No, it isn't an ex-wife! No, there's no motive! It would be amazing to know them!

Patrick: Do you know that this whole fucking time that you've been sent here by the stlakers? You know that.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No, of course you don't!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: No no no! Stop talking!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: NO! STOP TALKING! This is where you keep trying to talk when you already admit you don't know anything!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Because you don't know anything! Even though I've already done everything I possibly fucking can to tell you (and you and you and you), and everyone involved, out at department one(?) everything. And I've told you, multiple times, not even two fucking weeks ago! "Hey, just so you know, people have been, for the last 3 and a half fucking years, that people have been making false reports to you - to your department - about me, about me personally. Patrick S. Tomlinson, that's my name. That's who I am.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: At this address.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Shut up! I'm still talking!
Police: I'm still (doing stuff? doing an investigation?)
Patrick: What phone number?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: I don't give a shit!
Police: indistinct
Patrick: That would be awesome! Because I've called ....
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Do you have any idea how many times I've called YOU to let you know that THIS keeps HAPPENING! DO-YOU-HAVE-ANY-IDEA!? It's more than once!

Patrick: Hooligans! Do you know Hooligans? Down the street there? Near the fire hydrant, in 2020, I think? These people ...
Police: indistinct
Patrick: These people saw that Hooligans had a fire, .. on the local news, just on the local news. They called in the media and said "We saw Patrick S. Tomlinson, running away from the fire. He was ducking in the alley way." That wasn't the first time. Want to know the first time? Would you like to hear about it?
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Good, I got your attention finally.
Patrick: The first time, they made a fake Craigslist ad at my address, using my name, using my phone number, using my address. Saying that I had free pepperonis to give away, that I had made from the bodies of black children that I had kidnapped and ground into pepperoni in my basement. That was the first time you came, banging on my door all night.

Patrick: We've been over this. Never fucking come to this address again! Never! If I need any of you, I will fucking call! Don't come here again!
Police: Can you verify your number? I'll make sure of this.
Patrick: We've been over this! I've talked to dispatch, I've talked to your fucking -- I've talked to your supervisors, I've talked to everyone. And you know what I was told at every point? "That's not -- we don't handle that. You'll have to talk to this other person, talk to this person, well I'm sorry, we don't do that anymore, we don't take those kinds of calls anymore."
Patrick: Never fucking come here again! Any of you! I'm fucking serious! This is the fourth time! Fourth!You could have looked it up, it's in your notes, I know it is! Go back to your squad right now! Look up this address, or that address. Which is 2611, this is 2613.
Police: indistinct
Patrick: Yeah, it's a duplex. Look it up! Do the minimum of your jobs!
Patrick: And never put me in cuffs again, you fucking idiots! Leave! Never return! Talk to your supervisor, all of you! Never come here again!
Patrick: indistinctly as police are walking away Leave it, you will be called(?).
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The audacity and the way he talks down to people is so disgusting.
 
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