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I wanted to hear a loud crack, the type you hear while watching baseball game when your head is turned away from the tv and you just know ball went over 400 ft into upper deckThey should have knocked his fucking teeth out.
It’s only a matter of time, at this point. Pig will mouth off to the wrong authority figure and will get popped, slammed into the hood of the cruiser, and cuffed within seconds.I wanted to hear a loud crack, the type you hear while watching baseball game when your head is turned away from the tv and you just know ball went over 400 ft into upper deck
If they ask for what purpose you need it, can say you are documenting Rick he is well known nut online, has made numerous threats with guns, posted pics of guns, has drinking problem, nothing is being done so once he ends up hurting someone a documentary will be made about him
Too bad Jon wasn't here to enjoy thisAde really dodged a bullet by ditching pat. Imagine having to live with someone with mood swings like that. Some abusive father rage. Glad Annabelle didnt have to live with that. Plus pat makes about the same amount of money that Jon does dead so there is no net loss.
I'm picturing him standing there with open bathrobe on wearing nothing underneath, his little nipple dick jiggling in sync with his emotionsI just know we're eventually going to see the body cam footage and hear more squealing. If God could bless us with good frame composition we may have a viral clip on our hands.
Military is for faggots. Good for Joe, getting out of there and on with his music career instead of wasting his time jerking off in a watch tower.Hey guys, just a friendly reminder in the midst of all this. For those of you that dont frequent Musical Criticism, Joe Cumias military records have been obtained and revealed he only served for 9 months in the Army
Missing the point. It's that he acted as if he was there for years and used this lie to make try himself look good.Military is for faggots. Good for Joe, getting out of there and on with his music career instead of wasting his time jerking off in a watch tower.
Any specifics on potato peeler vs paratrooper?Hey guys, just a friendly reminder in the midst of all this. For those of you that dont frequent Musical Criticism, Joe Cumias military records have been obtained and revealed he only served for 9 months in the Army
Ya Joe exaggerating his military service. Breaking fucking news there. I had no idea he wasn't a real mitary man!Missing the point. It's that he acted as if he was there for years and used this lie to make try himself look good.
This guy sounds more sane than Fatrick, and he killed himself a few months after this call.
"They had a PODCAST ABOUT ME! ALL ABOUT ME! It was more of a circlejerk, but still!"
OFFICER - "OK. Is this, uh ... podcast still going?"
"NO! Because an alliance of fucking LUCY LAWLESS AND CHRISTINA RICCI FANS FUCKING SHUT IT DOWN! Do I have your attention now?!"
Hey guys, just a friendly reminder in the midst of all this. For those of you that dont frequent Musical Criticism, Joe Cumias military records have been obtained and revealed he only served for 9 months in the Army
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