Rick is doubling down on the shoe thing

[Honey Badger]

Do you have a screengrab of that?

I'd be interested if he gives any clues as to how he determines whether a crime is committed by himself us, or a random stranger.

Sure, here’s two examples

 

[FurBurger]

Sure, here’s two examples View attachment 91102

That first one just looks like Pat's gone on a high-fiber diet.

Still, it's so weird that he knows the mulch was delivered by mistake and isn't doing his usual rant about Atalkers.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Either a brotherman is plunking down $50 at the same shitty barber at saying "give me the Tomlinson" or it's him.

 

[BoomerSperg]

I keep wondering if he's going to slip up one of these days and go full on "Don't own a pair of shoes, stlaker, never have. These are your felony delusions."


Sounds like something he'd say. Because he's stupid. And fat.

 

[Mikekeke]

No, stlaker, you are the felony texter vandal Josiah PCJ daughter. No, stlaker, you may not chop up my fingers and make biscuits and sausage gravy.

 

[BudDickman]

Sure, here’s two examples View attachment 91102View attachment 91103

There's that Morgan Plus faggot again.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Johnson? Richard Fatrick Johnson?!

View attachment 90937

"at the home where I live and vandalized my house where I live with my wife..."

Quite a wordsmith.

 

[garbageman2244]

That first one just looks like Pat's gone on a high-fiber diet.

Still, it's so weird that he knows the mulch was delivered by mistake and isn't doing his usual rant about Atalkers.

Also odd that he knows how many cubic yards it is as if that's a common enough measurement he can just eyeball it - if the delivery guy told him or there was an invoice he'd know how who delivered it. He 100% ordered it himself and fucked up the math and can't fathom letting his neighbors know he is not, in fact, perfect. His self-image is, dare I say, delusional.

 

[stealthygeek]

Also odd that he knows how many cubic yards it is as if that's a common enough measurement he can just eyeball it - if the delivery guy told him or there was an invoice he'd know how who delivered it. He 100% ordered it himself and fucked up the math and can't fathom letting his neighbors know he is not, in fact, perfect. His self-image is, dare I say, delusional.

It's a great theory until you realize that you're claiming Pat was going to do some kind of yardwork.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

It's a great theory until you realize that you're claiming Pat was going to do some kind of yardwork.

His lawn and garden work take about 2 hours out of the year, mulching included. So I buy it.

 

[Stifflersmom]

I remember him saying in one of the Josiah tapes that the police were dusting for prints. Lol yeah ok

Ight mr. T, we aint find no prints on dat dare bike you got, but my brother in law jerome be textin me, he wants to know if your roommate niki finna be free tonight?
he said he be fartin and shiiit, i said boiii stop playin! and he said nah forrreal foreal on god i be fartin . what your roommate be into mr. T?

 

[Stifflersmom]

Someone please post the texts some reddit rascal had with pat's hairdresser and she moved away the following week or something.
rib destroying

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Someone please post the texts some reddit rascal had with pat's hairdresser and she moved away the following week or something.
rib destroying

The reason Fatso doesn't take haircut selfies anymore.

I'm spilling the beans on my greatest troll job to date. A number of you know about it. This was all shared on the secret forums back on the old site. But I think it's been long enough and I want everyone to know about it. We all know that fruity pat just loved taking selfies after a haircut...

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