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Rick is doubling down on the shoe thing

Honey Badger

Do you have a screengrab of that?

I'd be interested if he gives any clues as to how he determines whether a crime is committed by himself us, or a random stranger.
Sure, here’s two examples
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That first one just looks like Pat's gone on a high-fiber diet.

Still, it's so weird that he knows the mulch was delivered by mistake and isn't doing his usual rant about Atalkers.
Also odd that he knows how many cubic yards it is as if that's a common enough measurement he can just eyeball it - if the delivery guy told him or there was an invoice he'd know how who delivered it. He 100% ordered it himself and fucked up the math and can't fathom letting his neighbors know he is not, in fact, perfect. His self-image is, dare I say, delusional.
 

stealthygeek

Reminder: Vincent D'Onofrio blocked Patrick
Also odd that he knows how many cubic yards it is as if that's a common enough measurement he can just eyeball it - if the delivery guy told him or there was an invoice he'd know how who delivered it. He 100% ordered it himself and fucked up the math and can't fathom letting his neighbors know he is not, in fact, perfect. His self-image is, dare I say, delusional.
It's a great theory until you realize that you're claiming Pat was going to do some kind of yardwork.
 
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I remember him saying in one of the Josiah tapes that the police were dusting for prints. Lol yeah ok

Ight mr. T, we aint find no prints on dat dare bike you got, but my brother in law jerome be textin me, he wants to know if your roommate niki finna be free tonight?
he said he be fartin and shiiit, i said boiii stop playin! and he said nah forrreal foreal on god i be fartin . what your roommate be into mr. T?

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Bin_The_Blacks

What you Torquin 'bout Wheelers
Someone please post the texts some reddit rascal had with pat's hairdresser and she moved away the following week or something.
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