The vandalism saga will Never stop being funny to me. He’s such a lunatic
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Rick is doubling down on the shoe thing
- Thread starter Honey Badger
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I don't OWN shoes, atalker. I own HOOVES.
Same shoes, same mong head, same distinctive, bizarre hump
Not only will he not admit to them being the same but he literally said yesterday "I don't own sneakers" while he's literally wearing some (the same pair as when he vandalized his hovel) in that talk he just gave.
He's fucking nuts beyond comprehension.
It's a fucking WORK, dude. How can a hogbeast slobfuck be so delusional and have the tits to call us delusional?
This is performance art. It has to be.
Patrick if he doubled down on his shoes:
The backfat of the vandal is remarkably similar to Pat's in those candid bar snapshots if one of the resident pigstorians can pull it up for a side-by-side. Same top-heavy/chicken leg build too.
It really is one of his most iconic lies. Someone with his height and build, left his house wearing his clothes, didn’t react to his light, drew on his stuff with washable marker and the footage cuts out before he actually does it. He didn’t want it seen by anyone and it only surfaced when he thought it was being seen by a friendly journalists eyes only to print his allegations.
But it’s totally not him, guys.
But it’s totally not him, guys.
that was a good one. if you'd finished it with a 'pew pew' I would've literally shat myself, literally
Also recently posted a security cam still of some dude stealing a package from his porch on that Facebook group and didn't accuse any of us of doing it. However, someone caught on video drawing all over his bike and house wasn't deemed worthy of the group and it was 100% someone from here.
Same waddling tugboat gait
*gate
Pat claims the vandal didn't react to the security light because he'd been there before and knew about it.
Where's the previous footage of this mysterious stranger traipsing around Pat's backyard?
Where's the previous footage of this mysterious stranger traipsing around Pat's backyard?
Fat man who sweats nonstop doesn’t own sneakers? Shocking
Another layer of his insanity that barely even registers anymore is that he always says "YOU did x/y/z" no matter what "crime" he's talking about and despite the fact he never knows who he's actually talking to in any of these exchanges.
Fucking loon.
Fucking loon.
I’m out of numbers today, but someone else feel free to ask him about this
Johnson? Richard Fatrick Johnson?!I'm starting to think this Richard Johnson guy might not be altogether honest
Pat fuckin rules, man
Could you imagine if the police just got fed up, and that night they took the shoe imprint plaster casts like on forensic files and compared them to his fat little hoove shoes?
Now THAT'S a felony, child.