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Rick is being ignored (again) by the DOJ regarding Torswats

Josef Kuminski

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If what torswat said was truth, why didn't he mention anything about the Airbnb? It would've been the perfect way to verify what he said. And he didn't swat him during Airbnb days during his collection/revenge phase?
That’s a valid point and something I’ve never thought about. It could be that Rick may have mentioned the Airbnb and Fillion may have thought if he blew Rick’s cover with the Airbnb, Rick may rat him out to the authorities to save face. Fillion could have also thought if he fucked with Rick enough, he could extort him to stop it. Remember Fillion is a 17 year old kid at the time and Rick is stubborn retard.
 

Gay Faggot.

So so so so…speech uh-makes you uh-lacist????
That’s a valid point and something I’ve never thought about. It could be that Rick may have mentioned the Airbnb and Fillion may have thought if he blew Rick’s cover with the Airbnb, Rick may rat him out to the authorities to save face. Fillion could have also thought if he fucked with Rick enough, he could extort him to stop it. Remember Fillion is a 17 year old kid at the time and Rick is stubborn retard.
Or, Rick just never said anything about the AirBnB. How the fuck would he know about it? I don’t even think Rick is smart enough for this shit but you guys are being so retarded you’re walking yourselves back from your big conspiracy somehow based off of nothing.
 

VizioDash

If what torswat said was truth, why didn't he mention anything about the Airbnb? It would've been the perfect way to verify what he said. And he didn't swat him during Airbnb days during his collection/revenge phase?
We don’t really know definitively that there were no “SWATs” during AirBNB days. Most of the “SWATs” were wellness checks where the police just left a note saying they had been there.

Rick started doing AirBNB in November 2022, well into the Self-SWAT saga. Do we know if he allows instant booking, or does he have to approve each request? If it’s the former, I think that may explain why he switched to wellness checks where guests would likely not even know if it happened.
 

RobertMewler

It doesn’t matter, since he did it. I’m almost sure of it. He knows damn well it wasn’t anyone here, it wasn’t anyone on kiwi farms, it wasn’t any of the people that pester him online. He got the ball rolling, and whatever part Jackie played in it, so he knows damn well no one here did it. Doesn’t matter to him. He’s going to keep saying it. The question is whether or not he convinces himself to believe it, if he’s that crazy.
He keeps saying it because he's trying to convince law enforcement to check us out. Because he failed with Brinton and various restraining orders, the SWATs were his last resort to try to effect the shutdown of the forum. That's all this is about.
 

DominusOdium

ⓘ Rude
Reminder that Pat claimed he approached the police in advance and told them he got word that a SWAT attempt was going to be made at his house and that part of his frustration was that the police didn't do anything to protect him and actually responded to the call.

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Pat never shared the voicemail as proof of this claim. It's pretty unbelievable that an actual swatter would let their victim know it was going to happen ahead of time.

Edit: Here's the thread: https://xcancel.com/stealthygeek/status/1552421839607037952
Daily explicit death threats.

Never posted a one.

Does that sound like Fats?
 

DMbA

sar do nOT REDEEM BLOODY BASTARD💢
Or, Rick just never said anything about the AirBnB. How the fuck would he know about it? I don’t even think Rick is smart enough for this shit but you guys are being so retarded you’re walking yourselves back from your big conspiracy somehow based off of nothing.
He even told Fillian about his big plan to sue the police like he was talking to a friend or sister in law...
 
I mean he is such a fucking liar that I honestly don’t know if the whole chair theft/ patio furniture thing was real or not. On the surface it is so cut and dried, somebody Pranked him and got some of his stuff stolen.

Which I hate, by the way, every time people fake something or trick other people with contact forms or whatever, it makes him look right. It justifies his righteousness in his mind. I hate that shit.

But anyway, he is such a prolific liar that I’m not even sure this crap happened.
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NIGGERKILLER1488

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
Don’t forget Pat claims were so good at impersonating him we knew about things he was planning to do like suing the MPD. Thats right, we’re so good at being him we even know what he’s thinking…
We are so sophisticated that we were able to open up credit cards in his name, obtain a verified crypto exchange account in his name with KYC verification, and then predict his future plans to sue. And we do all of these highly illegal acts not to make money, but to fuck with someone for saying Norm MacDonald isn't funny. Makes perfect sense.
 

NIGGERKILLER1488

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
The only thing that didn't make much sense to me was Rick telling Torswats his plan to sue the MPD, or even identifying himself.
He thought he could just tell people "He's a terrorist with no credibility" not realizing that criminals snitch on each other all the time and it almost always holds up in court. He also thought he could get away with the defense of "I've been impersonated so many times, it's one of them pretending to be me", not realizing there will be a paper trail.
 

NIGGERKILLER1488

PATRICK'S DAD SUCKS NIGGER COCK
If Rick were calling in the swats himself then what's the explanation for Wayne Lambright who was swatted 66 times? Patrick swatted himself and there's also an independent swatter that called in 66 swats to a different KF adjacent lolcow? Or did Pat swat Wayne Lambright too as a cover story so the feds wouldn't suspect him?

Simplest explanation is that one Kiwi (or Kiwi lurker) was swatting both of them. Not the funniest outcome but it's probably what happened.
They talked about Wayne Lambright all the time in their chats and had a giant thread on him on their Kiwifarms wannabe lolcow site cowbin. Pat was never mentioned and did not have a thread until the day that he stiffed them and they exposed him.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
And even would get upset if someone would question his wellness checks which were a majority of the “swats” like those are just as dangerous and life threatening as having “Guns and ballistic shields pointed at me and my wife!”

Shit, he slept through at least 5 - not exactly life threatening, stupid.
Also he was TWATTed when someone sent unwanted prostitutes to his home as a threat
 

DominusOdium

ⓘ Rude
Ok, now look. You can say Patty might've gotten DOJ letters and just won't show them or tell anyone for his own retarded reasons but there's 0 chance, ZERO FUCKING CHANCE, that he would pass up an opportunity to get his woman's suit jacket buttoned up, fly out, take 100s of selfies and testify/give a victim impact statement and get to tell his whole sorted story. If ONLY so he could tell everyone that doing so validates everything he's said about this place and the swattings.

The DOJ, FBI, etc. did not include him in the Torswats prosecution or case at any level. Why?

Catturd has gotten multiple letters and an invite to testify after 3. Multiple other swatting victims have had similar contact and involvement. Pat has never, despite claiming to be the most swatted man in America, so much as been mentioned in filings or gotten a single letter.
 
Ok, now look. You can say Patty might've gotten DOJ letters and just won't show them or tell anyone for his own retarded reasons but there's 0 chance, ZERO FUCKING CHANCE, that he would pass up an opportunity to get his woman's suit jacket buttoned up, fly out, take 100s of selfies and testify/give a victim impact statement and get to tell his whole sorted story. If ONLY so he could tell everyone that doing so validates everything he's said about this place and the swattings.

The DOJ, FBI, etc. did not include him in the Torswats prosecution or case at any level. Why?

Catturd has gotten multiple letters and an invite to testify after 3. Multiple other swatting victims have had similar contact and involvement. Pat has never, despite claiming to be the most swatted man in America, so much as been mentioned in filings or gotten a single letter.
Fingers crossed this ties in to reason why some documents were unavailable to the public due to an “ongoing investigation” and he’ll be enjoying prison soon.
 
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