Rick is back at the Swingin' Door Exchange right now getting drunk and has been going there frequently in recent weeks [Update: Quasi's in DEEP SHIT!]

[DominusOdium]

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Now piggy claims NOTHING happens on 8/24
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But earlier today said
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He can’t even keep his nonsense straight for a couple hours.
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He’s shit faced

This is what he thinks a bit is. He just says whatever, contradicts what he just said and then says something wackier and dumber after that. In his mind he thinks he's keeping us nervous or on our toes and that by constantly saying random things we'll never figure out his 4D chess game. Tee hee, they'll never know what's going on if I keep saying oh so random things and doing Pee Wee Herman I know you are but what am I games.

In less than a year of mocking him online he was saying everybody was getting FBI raided under the RICO act due to his list of IP addresses from Fat Liz Clarke. It's now year 5 and he's doing the same schtick, trying to convince everybody they're going to federal prison any day this week because they mocked him on Twitter and go to the same forum he tries to blame for his self swatting bit and you'll NEVER figure it out because of his random answers like this.

 

[captain_kamala]

I remember when I was young my dad had a limited edition Ford truck it was green and tan. He ended up trading it for a white one because all the guys on the jobsite made fun of him.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

 

[Suetonius]

I remember when I was young my dad had a limited edition Ford truck it was green and tan. He ended up trading it for a white one because all the guys on the jobsite made fun of him.

This is sad. Theres nothing wrong with having a green truck

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Why did he abruptly stop going to Hooligan's early on this year (and has never returned)?

Did Hooli's ban him? And if so, why? I personally heard a rumor floating around that Hooligan's staff gave him one final warning about making aggressive sexual advances towards other male patrons at the bar. They made it abundantly clear to Patrick that if he asks even ONE more man if he can suck their cock they'd have no choice but to permaban him. They made Pat promise to keep his homosexual desires away from their place of business.

Looks like Pat did noT keep his word.

Funny you should mention this because i heard some rumours about this Pat guy regarding Hoolis. Apparently he used to constantly walk into the male restroom and ask men if they were there to "piss or play".. i also heard quite a salacious rumour that Pat used to refer to himself as the "Battering Ham" because after a few too many sea aged whiskeys, he would barge against the stall doors in the restroom, forcing them open with his sheer weight before proceeding to aggressively slam his face into the terrified mens laps and nosh them off.

 

[PickleRickle]

This is sad. Theres nothing wrong with having a green truck

Reminds me of when I got bullied at the park as a little kid for wearing flip flops. I left them there and walked home barefoot. At least I was 5.

 

[Suetonius]

Reminds me of when I got bullied at the park as a little kid for wearing flip flops. I left them there and walked home barefoot. At least I was 5.

 

[guest]

he would barge against the stall doors in the restroom, forcing them open with his sheer weight before proceeding to aggressively slam his face into the terrified mens laps and nosh them off.

I had a giant chav try that shit on me one night - he was probably 6'5" and 280. Luckily he didn't get through the door before my buddy came in to use the pisser and got into it with him. I was ready to stab the faggot before he could rape me.

It all ended when he threatened to come back with six friends and fuck us all up and we howled laughter at the thought of a gang of fairies showing up to throw hands.

Kill all fags I guess.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I had a giant chav try that shit on me one night - he was probably 6'5" and 280. Luckily he didn't get through the door before my buddy came in to use the pisser and got into it with him. I was ready to stab the faggot before he could rape me.

It all ended when he threatened to come back with six friends and fuck us all up and we howled laughter at the thought of a gang of fairies showing up to throw hands.

Kill all fags I guess.

I went into a gay bar in Newcastle with my mates once because it was next door to the nightclub we were in and the drinks were dirt cheap. The entire place stank of farts, probably because everyone had loose poppers assholes. There was some gay nerdy guy going around groping our asses and there was also a condom with skidmarks on it in the bathrooms.

 

[Meownaw]

Think of a car.

Any car.

Any model, any year.

Now pick an ugly color for that car.

That car is better than Pat’s car.

I don’t know where this post is going. I’m hoped on some good shit

Hope is always good.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Pat is clearly terrified the DanMan or Boomia will be waiting to slap him around at Hoolies. It’s okay, Pat. You can’t help being a massive faggot.

That's one if the shittier body styles for Mustangs. I remember that being the Barbie car.

And it's all curves? Where?

Lol I was going to say the same two things. That rectangle is “all curves” is it, Fatso? No wonder you sucked at school.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Think of a car.

Any car.

Any model, any year.

Now pick an ugly color for that car.

That car is better than Pat’s car.

I don’t know where this post is going. I’m hoped on some good shit

I was thinking of Pat’s car but the color of a skidmarked condom from the previous post and it was the same color. I dunno, I'm just frowning right now.

 

[PickleRickle]

I'd hate to be at the gibney household. They must be pannnnniccking right now.

Oh, Gibney a break.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

She's a sweet ride, baby child .

 

[Officer Chase]

How did Quasi suddenly get into deep, deep trouble? If the man who is Quasi is guilty of crimes, he's known despite being anonymous wouldn't they just contact his attorney and have him turn himself in? Doesn't Pat realize how stupid he sounds?

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

He really should have been banned from Hooli's after he had the Josiah 5 meltdown outside the front door. Better late than never I guess.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Funny you should mention this because i heard some rumours about this Pat guy regarding Hoolis. Apparently he used to constantly walk into the male restroom and ask men if they were there to "piss or play".. i also heard quite a salacious rumour that Pat used to refer to himself as the "Battering Ham" because after a few too many sea aged whiskeys, he would barge against the stall doors in the restroom, forcing them open with his sheer weight before proceeding to aggressively slam his face into the terrified mens laps and nosh them off.

I heard he would yell, “battering BATERING HHAAAAMMMMM” before crashing through and demanding mayonnaise for his buns.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

For whatever reason “very doon” exploded my ribs

"I'm very sorry to say: I stood doon!"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Think of a car.

Any car.

Any model, any year.

Now pick an ugly color for that car.

That car is better than Pat’s car.

I don’t know where this post is going. I’m hoped on some good shit