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Rick is back at the Swingin' Door Exchange right now getting drunk and has been going there frequently in recent weeks [Update: Quasi's in DEEP SHIT!]

Prison Enjoyer

Have no tits to sag, stlaker.
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How fucking drunk is this swine already? Why is he RTing stuff like this? Sick bastard hog. Do Lynne & Niki condone this behavior?
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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so it is correct to assume he was either told to leave and never return from hooligans or someone in management had the talk with him that he isn't allowed to mention drinking there anymore - which doesn't mesh with his larp of badass tough guy so he goes to the next closest bar to twitter roleplay.
I hope it was due to someone spilling beer on his laptop and he lost it when the person who did it asked why the hell would you have a laptop at a busy bar. That’s what I would have done even if I didn’t know him, he’s just asking for it to get damaged in a high traffic area where drinks are being served. It’s why people work on a laptop at a table, not next to the beer taps.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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Pat is low IQ, so I'd like to imagine it was over something trivially stupid, like "The new waitress was rude to me, child. Unless she is fired I will never return to this establishment and partake of your meatloaf again", or some bickering over "you still owe me 43c in change, child. I will not be cheated".
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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How fucking drunk is this swine already? Why is he RTing stuff like this? Sick bastard hog. Do Lynne & Niki condone this behavior?
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The absolute GALL of this pigman to repost a punctuation joke—and one about commas no less! He probably doesn’t even understand it.
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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Do you think the owner of Hooligans had to sit him down to have the conversation? "You've always been a wonderful customer, but lately the attention you bring has begun to scare some of the employees..."
I think it was more like "hey Rick, you're an obnoxious know-it-all at the bar, an asshole to my customers and staff and I'd like you to stop coming in"
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Question to you for no other reason but you replying, do you think the 60-70's Mustangs are sort of cool? That's what I think of Mustangs as a cool car, not after that.
Yeah, they had some good ones mid 60s (I’d say 66 to start - 64 1/2 and 65 were ok) to early 70s. The fast back and Mach 1 were good but anything after 74 is shit. Thats around when they introduced the Mustang II which was REALLY a chick car. Then mustang had a lot of rough years until the 5.0 box ones of late 80s early 90s (I knew a lot of guys that had those) but once they switched to the body style pictured here in 94/95 it was back to being a chick car and it has been ever since.

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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I doubt they have been banned ( @FranksWirecutters comment?). I think he's going to Swinging Doors because he recognizes Dan conquered Hoolis with that livestream, and he's afraid of infringing on the Danster's territory.

Speaking of car photos, no Torque activity in 70 days. Hope he's doing fine.
All I know is some reddit guy went and Niki was there. That was last month if his story was true. I could see them banning pat but letting her keep going because the worst they have to deal with, with her is extra lysol to clean the fried chicken and grape juice snail trails off the seats when she leaves.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pat is low IQ, so I'd like to imagine it was over something trivially stupid, like "The new waitress was rude to me, child. Unless she is fired I will never return to this establishment and partake of your meatloaf again", or some bickering over "you still owe me 43c in change, child. I will not be cheated".
I bet it’s because they didn’t neutralize Dan when he went there with his “voodoo dolls”

I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the hooligans staff lurk this website or even Pat post. Be even better if one of the “college kids” he claims go there recognized him from Kiwi Farms.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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That's happening to the Camaro next year 4 door SUV
Not surprised, the whole auto business is going cross over / suv because that’s what sells. Dodge is discontinuing the charger and challenger which I was surprised because so many police departments used the charger for years but they’ve all switched SUV’s so I’m sure that was a huge hit to their sales.
 

Officer Chase

My bad joke and illiteracy confused what I meant.
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Yeah, they had some good ones mid 60s (I’d say 66 to start - 64 1/2 and 65 were ok) to early 70s. The fast back and Mach 1 were good but anything after 74 is shit. Thats around when they introduced the Mustang II which was REALLY a chick car. Then mustang had a lot of rough years until the 5.0 box ones of late 80s early 90s (I knew a lot of guys that had those) but once they switched to the body style pictured here in 94/95 it was back to being a chick car and it has been ever since.

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This needs Rick's head photoshopped onto the girl in the back.
 

TomFromNawlins

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I bet it’s because they didn’t neutralize Dan when he went there with his “voodoo dolls”

I wouldn’t be surprised if most of the hooligans staff lurk this website or even Pat post. Be even better if one of the “college kids” he claims go there recognized him from Kiwi Farms.
You know they’re glad to be rid of his “office” setup.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Not surprised, the whole auto business is going cross over / suv because that’s what sells. Dodge is discontinuing the charger and challenger which I was surprised because so many police departments used the charger for years but they’ve all switched SUV’s so I’m sure that was a huge hit to their sales.
What are black people going to buy now? Is Nissan about to release a chinesey muscle car?

Edit. Nice parallel racist thinking, stupid
 
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