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Rick is back at the Swingin' Door Exchange right now getting drunk and has been going there frequently in recent weeks [Update: Quasi's in DEEP SHIT!]

T. Booth Willy

Caged heat
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
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You know they’re glad to be rid of his “office” setup.
As a former bartender (did I ever mention that?!?!) I wouldn’t have let him set that shit if I was bartending there. You’re just asking for trouble and something to go wrong with having large electronics close to liquids. Charge your phone? That’s different and not so in the way. But a laptop? Get a table, stupid. Plus he only did that for attention which is pathetic and embarrassing. He even brought a mouse! Just complete entitled asshole behavior and for what? Sits there nursing a couple beers (and drinking water / tea) For a 15 check? Wow, a whole 5 dollar tip and one of his shitty books? Get the fuck out, piggy!
 

BoomerSperg

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All I know is some reddit guy went and Niki was there. That was last month if his story was true. I could see them banning pat but letting her keep going because the worst they have to deal with, with her is extra lysol to clean the fried chicken and grape juice snail trails off the seats when she leaves.
Did you ever tell this story because I remember it was right before @Meownaw went nuclear on truffle and I lost 90 iq points trying to keep up with all the shitposting.
 

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I posted it somewhere. I can go back and find it and copy/paste.
This all from a reddit guy that hit me up on r/milwaukeesucksballsandevrryonethereisafag. Seems like a harsh subreddit. Could just be some made up story they're trying to get edited by ooga to be translated to clicks and then to Ukrainian and then back to English.

"Sure it wasn't even all that crazy and it's probably been long enough.

They were close to MKE on a road trip and said they have to do the pilgrimage because they're at 5 years of Pat.

They stayed at some shit Hilton and drove over to see the neighborhood. It really is a dump neighborhood. His house is the worst on the block. Sure he posts pics of the back but the front is in terrible shape. The paint is peeling, the steps are all cracked, there's obvious mold and mildew. They only stopped across the street to avoid any stlaker claims. There's no way it ever sells at market.

They went to hooligans and sat outside because they have dogs. It looks bigger in the pictures than it is. They ordered the soup which isn't on the menu and the waitress looked at them like "the fuck are you doing?" They got that shitty hummus plate which was also disgusting and they left most of it.

The interesting part was, from what I was told, was Niki was there with a guy. They weren't eating or drinking, just sitting there checking the time. She saw their dogs and there was a real human reaction which looked like happy. Typical shitty outfit that was in one of the interviews they just did. Leggings, black hoodie in the summer, sunglasses on the head. She looked like complete shit but she did like the dogs. From what I understand there was just some small talk, nothing memorable, and they left. To the people I got the story from it was a "did that just happen" moment.

They went to that iggy place but it's still being fixed. Swinging door has weird hours. Hit a few breweries. Lakefront was good. City lights stayed open late for them."

Can't verify it now cause the reddit guy deleted his account or something.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

Look Daddy! I'm on TV!
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This all from a reddit guy that hit me up on r/milwaukeesucksballsandevrryonethereisafag. Seems like a harsh subreddit. Could just be some made up story they're trying to get edited by ooga to be translated to clicks and then to Ukrainian and then back to English.

"Sure it wasn't even all that crazy and it's probably been long enough.

They were close to MKE on a road trip and said they have to do the pilgrimage because they're at 5 years of Pat.

They stayed at some shit Hilton and drove over to see the neighborhood. It really is a dump neighborhood. His house is the worst on the block. Sure he posts pics of the back but the front is in terrible shape. The paint is peeling, the steps are all cracked, there's obvious mold and mildew. They only stopped across the street to avoid any stlaker claims. There's no way it ever sells at market.

They went to hooligans and sat outside because they have dogs. It looks bigger in the pictures than it is. They ordered the soup which isn't on the menu and the waitress looked at them like "the fuck are you doing?" They got that shitty hummus plate which was also disgusting and they left most of it.

The interesting part was, from what I was told, was Niki was there with a guy. They weren't eating or drinking, just sitting there checking the time. She saw their dogs and there was a real human reaction which looked like happy. Typical shitty outfit that was in one of the interviews they just did. Leggings, black hoodie in the summer, sunglasses on the head. She looked like complete shit but she did like the dogs. From what I understand there was just some small talk, nothing memorable, and they left. To the people I got the story from it was a "did that just happen" moment.

They went to that iggy place but it's still being fixed. Swinging door has weird hours. Hit a few breweries. Lakefront was good. City lights stayed open late for them."

Can't verify it now cause the reddit guy deleted his account or something.
The chaperone was real the whole time? Hahaha, that makes bullying Salted Earth Faggot even funnier.
 

RickReternal

I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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Update: He's fawkin hammered already. Piss-drunk piglet.

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“My life is wonderful, stlaker.”

Huh. Do Taylor Lorenz, Javier, the NBC News’ dapper homosexual, and the trauma podcast vapid homosexual know that?

Because if they had, I wonder if they would have bothered with their stories, which were predicated on the assumption that Rick and Stiki’s life was being absolutely wrecked by the atalkers and police inaction.

Weird. Oh well.
 
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