Rick is back at the Swingin' Door Exchange right now getting drunk and has been going there frequently in recent weeks [Update: Quasi's in DEEP SHIT!]

[Prison Enjoyer]

Fat Rick has tweeted out about a half-dozen random car photos in the past month, all of them in front of the same background. They usually precede a 4-6 hour oinking session getting progressively less coherent. He just sent out another pic right now.

Now, where is this street? It's in front of the Bank of Milwaukee building, directly across the street from The Swingin' Door gay homosexual cowboy saloon where Rick got piss-drunk at right after skipping his Debtor's Exam.

Update: Right on queue, Tubby is fucking sloshed already and is having a drunken meltdown at Quasi. Lots of typos.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

A car only a FFWBT could love.

 

[Meownaw]

Nice photo with an X on it, stupid. That car looks 100x better than his shitty rustang.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is the driver a Hairdresser or Stripper?

 

[Jenna]

Do you think the owner of Hooligans had to sit him down to have the conversation? "You've always been a wonderful customer, but lately the attention you bring has begun to scare some of the employees..."

 

[Steve Ramone]

He has absolutely been banned from hoolies.

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Swinging Door for me forever. Swinging Door for you never.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

Holy shit those mustangs STINK

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Why did he abruptly stop going to Hooligan's early on this year (and has never returned)?

Did Hooli's ban him? And if so, why? I personally heard a rumor floating around that Hooligan's staff gave him one final warning about making aggressive sexual advances towards other male patrons at the bar. They made it abundantly clear to Patrick that if he asks even ONE more man if he can suck their cock they'd have no choice but to permaban him. They made Pat promise to keep his homosexual desires away from their place of business.

Looks like Pat did noT keep his word.

 

[NoBacon]

Is the driver a Hairdresser or Stripper?

Hey, that’s not fair!

It could be a nail salon owner!

 

[Officer Chase]

Holy shit those mustangs STINK

In fairness the Mustang was a "little" sports car and the 60's-early 70's ones are kind of cool, not Chevelle, Charger, or GTO cool, but i'd take one. The mid 70's to well into the 2000's are all shit boxes. I don't even know what they are like now.

 

[Opesterino]

so it is correct to assume he was either told to leave and never return from hooligans or someone in management had the talk with him that he isn't allowed to mention drinking there anymore - which doesn't mesh with his larp of badass tough guy so he goes to the next closest bar to twitter roleplay.

 

[RickReternal]

Hey, that’s not fair!

It could be a nail salon owner!

“Fun” substitute teacher

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He has absolutely been banned from hoolies.

I hope he had some drunken freak out / manic episode there and was asked to not come back.

 

[firstimelongtime]

“Fun” substitute teacher

Or a temp agency receptionist!

 

[firstimelongtime]

I hope he had some drunken freak out / manic episode there and was asked to not come back.

The manager either a) fucking hated Ewoks or b) had already read the internet post that he had ripped off.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

That's one if the shittier body styles for Mustangs. I remember that being the Barbie car.

And it's all curves? Where?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

In fairness the Mustang was a "little" sports car and the 60's-early 70's ones are kind of cool, not Chevelle, Charger, or GTO cool, but i'd take one. The mid 70's to well into the 2000's are all shit boxes. I don't even know what they are like now.

Now they have a hybrid model that comes with 4 doors. That’s right - the mustang is now a sedan.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Rick and Niki said on Javier’s podcast that it is still their favorite place to go drinking which makes it even funnier if they have been banned. It’s so depressing that his life revolves around either Hoolies, Swinging Door, Izzy Hops or Hacienda.

 

[Jenna]

Knowing Patrick, it's also possible that Hooligans "disrespected" him in his piggy brain and now Karen is taking her business to another establishment.