Resident OnA Limey Swell McGowan has nothing on "Englishman Tomlinson"

[CompoundBasement]

I just remembered the motherfucker said he used regular sliced ham instead of prosciutto. Had he never heard of it and didn't know you can get it pretty much anywhere? Just baffling.

Every time Foodie Fatso has posted photos of the slop he eats at home it's either cheap takeout or cheap, ultra processed Walmart not-food he plates like a toddler on one of his two mismatched plates.

It's no wonder he's aging so quickly and badly as a disgusting fatbody given his diet is nothing but high calorie, high sodium, high corn syrup trash with practically no nutritional value.

 

[Stent]

" Bruv"


faggot

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He has no idea about how the English drink.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He has no idea about how the English drink.

This would be where he say that he took his honeymoon there and that he is now in tune with everything " England".

 

[CompoundBasement]

This would be where he say that he took his honeymoon there and that he is now in tune with everything " England".

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They say autistic people are the most "face blind" so they don't understand how retarded they look to people who aren't retarded. This fat autist is a case study example of autism, and possibly Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

 

[Stent]

This would be where he say that he took his honeymoon there and that he is now in tune with everything " England".

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Bragging about being in a "genuine" British pub. He's such a fucking over-eager rube.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Bragging about being in a "genuine" British pub. He's such a fucking over-eager rube.

 

[Stent]

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Beer on tap is somehow an amazing experience to him. And of course he spells aerated with an i. Fucking dunce.

 

[AliceWorquer]

He has no idea about how the English drink.

English people dont drink to sink a few Miller lights and have a good time. Every one of the old punters in Pat's faggot selfies was probably four or five stellas deep on a tuesday, not because they are proud hard drinking fratboys, but because they are trained in alcoholism from a very young age to escape the miserable drudgery of being an englishman. A 14 year old with a 3 litre bottle of strongbow could outdrink Patrick. Its nothing to be proud of.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Beer on tap is somehow an amazing experience to him. And of course he spells aerated with an i. Fucking dunce.

 

[Stent]

English people dont drink to sink a few Miller lights and have a good time. Every one of the old punters in Pat's faggot selfies was probably four or five stellas deep on a tuesday, not because they are proud hard drinking fratboys, but because they are trained in alcoholism from a very young age to escape the miserable drudgery of being an englishman. A 14 year old with a 3 litre bottle of strongbow could outdrink Patrick. Its nothing to be proud of.

Pat thinks drinking is about being loud and obnoxious. LOOK AT US! WOOOO! Faggot.

 

[Podcasting 101]

This would be where he say that he took his honeymoon there and that he is now in tune with everything " England".

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His mate Chris gave him the cunt sign. I wonder if Fat ever understood that.

 

[TorpidSloth]

Bragging about being in a "genuine" British pub. He's such a fucking over-eager rube.

That's a Wetherspoons. Nothing wrong with them, good value food and drinks for regular people, but him saying that is like a Brit going to an Applebee's and saying they're getting "a genuine American dining experience."

And anywhere advertising itself as "the oldest" anything in England is obviously a tourist trap for rubes.

 

[TorpidSloth]

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I worked in a Wetherspoons as a kid. Nothing is cooked fresh to order except eggs. That "bangers and mash" was nuked and cooked probably 2-3 days before he ate it. Gravy is Bisto instant. Onion rings frozen. "Sorted." You fat, daft cunt.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I worked in a Wetherspoons as a kid. Nothing is cooked fresh to order except eggs. That "bangers and mash" was nuked and cooked probably 2-3 days before he ate it. Gravy is Bisto instant. Onion rings frozen. "Sorted." You fat, daft cunt.

Just how he likes his food.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pat is the personification of everything people in Europe and the UK stereotype Americans as. Ugly, dumb, ill informed but opinionated and incredibly obese.

Same with Joseph “Cow” Cumia.

 

[Podcasting 101]

That's a Wetherspoons. Nothing wrong with them, good value food and drinks for regular people, but him saying that is like a Brit going to an Applebee's and saying they're getting "a genuine American dining experience."

And anywhere advertising itself as "the oldest" anything in England is obviously a tourist trap for rubes.

Reminds of Michael Scott visiting his "favorite pizza joint" in New York.

 

[porquedealer]

I just remembered the motherfucker said he used regular sliced ham instead of prosciutto. Had he never heard of it and didn't know you can get it pretty much anywhere? Just baffling.

No duxelles either which I am sure is a crime against your people.

The Beef wellington is a symbol of Pat himself.
It's a poor facsimile of the real thing, missing important vital things that define it. The creator doesn't know why or understand the significance.
To the uneducated and mentally ill it will pass on first glance but is so underwhelming, it rarely gets a second look to realise how sub-par it is, allowing it to coast through.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Iron Hoof is cockney rhyming so you probably only ever heard iron. (at least I have when its spoken)
"He's an Iron"

Classic playground ones of Gaylord, Bummer and Bender
Which sounds like the law firm fatty should hire.

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Is that his "mate" giving him the wanker sign?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Bragging about being in a "genuine" British pub. He's such a fucking over-eager rube.

How many of You have been to a REAL Wetherspoons!?

 

[UnPRePared]

Dinner masher is a good one. I also like iron hoof, uphill gardener, chutney ferret and just the simple "Mary".

I use dinner masher at times, but I think it's classier to call it The French Mistake.