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"Arse goblin" was my favourite as a youngster.
Some more - bum bandit, shirt lifter, bender, jessie, big girl's blouse, ponce, poof, poofter, wooly woofter.
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Resident OnA Limey Swell McGowan has nothing on "Englishman Tomlinson"
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Some more - bum bandit, shirt lifter, bender, jessie, big girl's blouse, ponce, poof, poofter, wooly woofter.
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This one makes me laugh the most and I don't know why.
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It's because anything that focuses on the physical act of a dude putting his penis in another dude's butthole leads to absurdist humor
actually, with "shirt lifter" are you the one lifting your shirt or are you lifting some other guy's shirt?
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It just makes me picture some effeminate poofie guy lifting his shirt in celebration of something, which is something a straight guy has never done in history.It's because anything that focuses on the physical act of a dude putting his penis in another dude's butthole leads to absurdist humor
actually, with "shirt lifter" are you the one lifting your shirt or are you lifting some other guy's shirt?
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Dinner masher is a good one. I also like iron hoof, uphill gardener, chutney ferret and just the simple "Mary".
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" Bruv"
faggot
faggot
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Those are all first-timers for me except uphill gardener and Mary. Lol chutney ferret
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If he's saying melt, bruv and trying to argue with the Prime Minister, I'm assuming he's got some bad news about Tiny Tim and is currently rewriting it hoping for a release around Christmas 2029.
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100% authentic British, child.
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That scene completely played in my head.
I nicked it while you let your guard down for that split second... And I'd do it again. Goodbye.
I swear, if I was a child growing up watching this show, my sense of humour would be far more fucked up.
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That's what I did and what happened.
In America, first you get the sugar
Then you get the power
Then you get the wimmen
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Iron Hoof is cockney rhyming so you probably only ever heard iron. (at least I have when its spoken)
"He's an Iron"
Classic playground ones of Gaylord, Bummer and Bender
Which sounds like the law firm fatty should hire.
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Iron I've definitely heard. "Dorian" is another good cockney one for gay. Dinner masher I don't get.
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Anyone who puts milk in their tea is a fucking faggot. Same goes for coffee. Bet Pat puts a pack of skittles worth of sugar in each cup.
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While It could go either way. Its generally in the context of the person being the effeminate/bottom and bends at the waist to lift the shirt tails as invitation.It's because anything that focuses on the physical act of a dude putting his penis in another dude's butthole leads to absurdist humor
actually, with "shirt lifter" are you the one lifting your shirt or are you lifting some other guy's shirt?
basically a shit stabber/fudge packer. The context being they mash (the other persons) last night's dinner (that has made its way through their system)
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So disgusting, but so clear once you explained it. I'm glad I haven't eaten for 4 hours
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The smell of fish guts and trash juice is divine
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Is it locally cooked? I won't have it any other way
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I just remembered the motherfucker said he used regular sliced ham instead of prosciutto. Had he never heard of it and didn't know you can get it pretty much anywhere? Just baffling.
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