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Resident OnA Limey Swell McGowan has nothing on "Englishman Tomlinson"
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He's busy, last week he had poachers in his big game preserve
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Upper class Toff Pat is delightful.
"I'll take my tea in the billiard room this morning, Jeeves old boy".
Does he think British people say take instead of drink, like its medicine?
He's like that "how do you do fellow kids" meme but applied to the British class system.
"I'll take my tea in the billiard room this morning, Jeeves old boy".
Does he think British people say take instead of drink, like its medicine?
He's like that "how do you do fellow kids" meme but applied to the British class system.
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Didn't he post a picture of English muffins and a cup of tea, but he didn't spread the jam (jelly) well enough, nor did he even toast them well enough, if at all?
He's a fucking idiot is my point.
He's a fucking idiot is my point.
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His tea also looked like shit. Grey - so a weak brew and too much milk. He literally can't do anything right
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I hate when people make you a weak tea. Throw another bag in, Jew.
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He's pretty good at being fat.
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Absolutely no one in England would drink tea in their front garden unless they're an OAP, or a sausage nigel.
He really has a kid's perception of the world, whether it be riding a bike because he thinks it makes him manly and badass, or drinking English Breakfast tea because it makes him sophisticated and shows his refined taste (unlike those other Americans with their coffee).
He's fat.
He really has a kid's perception of the world, whether it be riding a bike because he thinks it makes him manly and badass, or drinking English Breakfast tea because it makes him sophisticated and shows his refined taste (unlike those other Americans with their coffee).
He's fat.
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I'll have you know he takes his tea in his back garden like a proper squire; right along the alley and dumpsters.
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Nothing like a cup of nice relaxing English Breakfast Tea among the smell of nigger piss and the sound of gunshots. It's heavenly, child.
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I saw this YouTube video of a bunch of limeys trying iced tea for the first time and they were all astounBUURRRPded at how good it is. Like no shit, Sherlock. Hot tea fucking sucks. Iced tea rules. USA! USA!
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They must have had to look hard to find people. Ice tea is available in every shop and most restaurants/cafés in the UK.
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Plenty of people will have a cup of tea in their back garden on a nice afternoon. On the weekend though. Not on a Tuesday morning, because they're at work. And it's not some fancy thing. Teabag brewed in a mug. Not strained and served in china cups with saucers. The equivalent of an American having a cup of coffee at home. Fat really is deluded if he thinks that it makes him interesting of sophisticated in any way.
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He always takes it in his back.
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Pat is the personification of everything people in Europe and the UK stereotype Americans as. Ugly, dumb, ill informed but opinionated and incredibly obese.
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cor blimey his wife's box smells like coloured gentlemen's gas. I was not chuffed, gov'nuh child.