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Reminder: NoBacon is a microcosm of the modern western man

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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<--- collected stamps as a kid, and actually had knowledge of the places, history, air-miles to back it up.

I had one album solely dedicated to PURPLE stamps from the US civil-war and reconstruction era. I probably spent the equivalent of @NoBacon's gaming chair, but from my allowance, on buying extremely rare postage stamps.

Lolol you got an allowance like a fat spoiled little daddy's girl

There is absolutely nothing to respect about you.
You're still the little fat kid begging the other kids to play with him.
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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Do regular people not get an allowance?
I grew up extremely rich and out of touch. If I told you my allowance it would make you sick

I'm disgusted by kids who just got free money from their parents for no reason. Especially those who brag about like an accomplishment. We used to pick on kids who would come to school with new Beanie Babies and Pogs and shit everyday. I made a girl named Anna cry by calling her spoiled over and over until she was like "It's not my fault my mother spoils me, okay? My parents are divorced!" I saw her on the train years later and she's fat with a shaved head now lol I like to imagine I did that to her.
 

Angel Martin

Liban's dick is so small it made me suicidal
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Keep in mind, we are dealing with a bunch of ppl who lived like Oliver Twist growing up...

If your old man is still schlepping around town evicting niggers from community housing, you never had any money.

I'm much younger than you and my father is retired and owns a 44ft boat. Lol. Nice generational poverty, stupid.
 

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If your old man is still schlepping around town evicting niggers from community housing, you never had any money.

I'm much younger than you and my father is retired and owns a 44ft boat. Lol. Nice generational poverty, stupid.
Owning property mgmt companies =/= generational poverty.

You're not younger than me. You clearly don't know my age.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I gotta hear this amount now,
We would get a buck a week.
I got $300 a week in high school. I would get down to like $75 by Thursday and ask for more and they'd give it to me.
My only chore was you have to clean your room if you want me to take you shopping. Then they paid for whatever bullshit designer bags and shoes I wanted outside of my allowance
They haven't given me a penny since I moved out at 18 though. Including college tuition at the most expensive school in the country. I'd be like I'm homeless and they're like well that's too bad
 
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I got $300 a week in high school. I would get down to like $75 by Thursday and ask for more and they'd give it to me.
My only chore was you have to clean your room if you want me to take you shopping. Then they paid for whatever bullshit designer bags and shoes I wanted outside of my allowance
They haven't given me a penny since I moved out at 18 though. Including college tuition at the most expensive school in the country. I'd be like I'm homeless and they're like well that's too bad
Are you adopted?
 
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