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[PickleRickle]

This thread is rude and we wont stand for it.

- NBDF

 

[Gay Faggot.]

You’re allowed to have hobbies without it being some grave sin of faggotry.

It’s not a hobby. It’s playing with figurines. It’s on the same level as collecting action figures. Just admit it’s nerdy and gay. Playing video games is a hobby by the same metric. It’s nerdy and gay.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Hold on, I didn't read all four pages.

Did anyone use the "My babies are gone" joke yet?

"My LITTLE babies are gone."

 

[Harry Tasker]

question for the crowd, is warhammer 40k more or less gay than Magic: The Gathering? Asking for a friend

 

[PickleRickle]

question for the crowd, is warhammer 40k more or less gay than Magic: The Gathering? Asking for a friend

Its less gay, but still gay. I used to paint the figurines when I was fawkin' 13.

 

[NoBacon]

This thread is rude and we wont stand for it.

- NBDF

NBDF, DO THE MINIMUM OF YOUR JOB!

 

[NoBacon]

It’s not a hobby. It’s playing with figurines. It’s on the same level as collecting action figures. Just admit it’s nerdy and gay. Playing video games is a hobby by the same metric. It’s nerdy and gay.

Building and painting them isn’t playing with them, the actual playing with them is a strategy game, would you say chess is playing with figurines?

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

I remember walking past the warhammer store at the mall as a kid. You could smell body odor just from walking near it.

Imagine sitting for hours playing with dolls with unwashed weirdos.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Building and painting them isn’t playing with them, the actual playing with them is a strategy game, would you say chess is playing with figurines?

Does chess have orcs and faggot “space marines”? Chess are carved out pieces, their aesthetic isn’t really necessary to the game. There are also no “space marines” and “orcs” as far as I’m aware. Your game is sci-fi fantasy dork shit. Chess at the end of the day was/is gay fantasy dork shit.

 

[Harry Tasker]

as a kid I thought chess was some kind of intellectual pursuit with meaning. As an adult I realize it’s just a board game that has a first mover advantage in cultural importance. It’s no more noble than any other game

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I think NASCAR is awesome but I don’t sleep in a racecar bed

NASCAR is fawkin awesome. Been to Sonoma and Fontana. RIP Fontana btw

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Building and painting them isn’t playing with them, the actual playing with them is a strategy game, would you say chess is playing with figurines?

My brother 'played' that shit. By play I mean he spend 99% of the time painting them.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Building and painting them isn’t playing with them, the actual playing with them is a strategy game, would you say chess is playing with figurines?

They're not dolls they're puppets!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

as a kid I thought chess was some kind of intellectual pursuit with meaning. As an adult I realize it’s just a board game that has a first mover advantage in cultural importance. It’s no more noble than any other game

Back in the day it was probably faggot peasants playing pretend. Meanwhile, their king is actually strategizing on multiple levels and having a real impact.

I looked it up after typing this. HAHA HOOOOLLLIEEE SHIT it was invented by a street shitter! @NoBacon is a confirmed street shitter lover.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

You’re one step away from buying a 4k funko pop and posting it on Reddit for updoots. Just admit that for me and I’ll leave it alone sniff

Sniff

 

[NoBacon]

Does chess have orcs and faggot “space marines”? Chess are carved out pieces, their aesthetic isn’t really necessary to the game. There are also no “space marines” and “orcs” as far as I’m aware. Your game is sci-fi fantasy dork shit. Chess at the end of the day was/is gay fantasy dork shit.

Knights and bishops are ach ja. Space marines and orcs are nish nish.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Its less gay, but still gay. I used to paint the figurines when I was fawkin' 13.

I played pawg* in middle school cause I’m a bit retarted

 

[Jenna]

question for the crowd, is warhammer 40k more or less gay than Magic: The Gathering? Asking for a friend

Most dudes have some gay hobby they enjoy. Building Gundam robots, collecting Funko Pops, building complicated Lego sets, whatever.

I'm into professional wrestling. But I don't say that every wrestling fan who knows less than me is a poser, and every wrestling fan who knows more than me is a faggot. All it takes is acknowledging that yes, other people see it as homoerotic men in skimpy outfits pretending to fight.

I'm not a bitter self-important narcissist who demands everyone validate my cool special hobby and nobody criticize it.

 

[Safka's Enticer]

He was feigning being a fan to insult me.

The other week I was at my buddy’s house party and he showed me his late dad’s guitar. I asked him how it sounded and he said he doesn’t know how to play.

“mind if I have a noodle on it?”

“yeah man, go for it”

*I tune it and play a few songs for fun*

This guy who is the boyfriend of one of the wives sisters.

“It doesn’t go like that, you’re supposed to use barre chords not a capo” because he was obviously jealous of the attention.

“Why don’t you show me how?”

“I can’t play guitar”

Well what the fuck is your problem then?

The guy was Danny Ross wasn't it?

 

[NoBacon]

If you don’t understand it’s not that serious and it’s what fans do, to argue over meaningless entertainment, then you’re a retard.

You hold the real vitriol. Do you really think @Leeeavings is weeping in pain at me telling him the Emperor in 40k is a gigachad? He’s not. It’s the same as screaming racist obscenities at strangers during the breaks of call of duty maps when you can hear the other team. It’s part of the fun.